Tiggerprincess
01-04-2006, 07:02 PM
10 Lies Your FH WILL TELL YOU!!!
"Sure, honey, that dress looks fine."
Why he tells it: Hassle avoidance
"I can fix it."
Why he tells it: Ego protection
"Nothing's wrong."
Why he tells it: To lick his wounds in private
"I tried to call you."
Why he tells it: Self-defense
"I don't want to have sex unless you want to."
Why he tells it: To avoid seeming like a sex-crazed monkey
"I'm the best, baby."
Why he tells it: To make you glad you married him
"My old girlfriend? She was just okay."
Why he tells it: Self-preservation
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Why he tells it: Desperate self-preservation
"I'll never lie to you."
Why he tells it: To live happily ever after
But does he want the happy Hollywood ending? Yeah.
Does it remind you of our men or what?
D.D.
"Sure, honey, that dress looks fine."
Why he tells it: Hassle avoidance
"I can fix it."
Why he tells it: Ego protection
"Nothing's wrong."
Why he tells it: To lick his wounds in private
"I tried to call you."
Why he tells it: Self-defense
"I don't want to have sex unless you want to."
Why he tells it: To avoid seeming like a sex-crazed monkey
"I'm the best, baby."
Why he tells it: To make you glad you married him
"My old girlfriend? She was just okay."
Why he tells it: Self-preservation
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Why he tells it: Desperate self-preservation
"I'll never lie to you."
Why he tells it: To live happily ever after
But does he want the happy Hollywood ending? Yeah.
Does it remind you of our men or what?
D.D.