Bad things to say on the HONEYMOON

[Smashingpennies]

I saw the game about bad things to say on your wedding day, what about bad things to say on the honeymoon.

My husband actually said Who are you and what are you doing in my bed when we woke up at 2am the first real morning of our honeymoon. I sort of rolled over and was trying to think of something to say and he had fallen back asleep. I got the guts to ask him about it after we had been married 6 months, he said he always wanted to say it.

[hummingbird521]

You are much smaller than I remembered you to be. what happened?

[SerendipityCrafts]

Please tell me that it's not going to be like that for the rest of my living days!

[Smashingpennies]

This one happened to my bestfriends sister in law. Here sister in law didn't know how to break it to her at the time fiance so she waited until the honeymoon.

I am pregnant!!!

Needless to say it pretty much ruined their honeymoon, and I think my friend said they came home early

[hummingbird521]

I thought i told you i wasn't a virgin?

[SerendipityCrafts]

I want separate bedrooms.

[RevMatty]

Welcome to the Bate's Motel

I'm actualy here on work.

Your not the girl I met in front of the pool last night.

[SerendipityCrafts]

I have a confession to make ...... I am still confused; sexually.

[RevMatty]

I want my mommy.

[ger]

Who are you?? And what are you doing in my room???

[hummingbird521]

"Hey honey, i invited my friend mike over to watch".

[Smashingpennies]

Thoses are some good ones.

Did you remember to take out that insurance policy??

[SerendipityCrafts]

Oh no, I don't have to do that anymore. We are married now.

[Smashingpennies]

Do you mind running out and getting me some ITEMS

[hummingbird521]

"oh gosh, did you just fart"? lol.

[mariaandmanish]

So now that we're married, I guess I should tell you ..... I used to be a man/woman.

[Smashingpennies]

Where are the pre nuptuals that we signed? I want to check something.

[SerendipityCrafts]

I want a divorce.

[mariaandmanish]

Let me tell you how much I REALLY spent on our wedding....

[RevMatty]

Mind if my ex joins in.

Grandma, put that camcorder away.

[shawnsgirl]

OHMIGOD! Ya'll are too funny!!

Hmm....

You're friend ____(insert name here) is so much better at this. You should really ask for some pointers.

[SerendipityCrafts]

Oh Larry, Larry, Larry oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's Larry? My name is Bob

[shawnsgirl]

Hey..look this marriage liscense doesn't have an expiration date..I thought we had to decide to whether or not to renew this every 5 years.

[Smashingpennies]

Your much prettier / handsome when I am drunk, which is why I married you when I was drunk. Guess I better go out and buy a 24 pack

Really not sure about this as they only drink of this sort I had was when I was 18 and my grandfather gave me a cup of beer to taste and when I told him it tasted nasty he said good, now you won't ever drink it.

[hummingbird521]

I'd rather be fishing on the lake than here.

[Smashingpennies]

I have been married before and it has never lasted more than a year, just thought I would let you know now.

[hummingbird521]

Honey you did remember to sign the life insurance policy didn't you?

[shawnsgirl]

I've decided I want to become a Nun!

[Smashingpennies]

I have had a one night stand with all the bridesmaids and the matron of honor.

[RevMatty]

I've decided I want to become a Nun!
Thats ok I'm a priest.....LOL

[SerendipityCrafts]

Honey, let's move to South America. There are some things I should have told you.

[Nekochanpurr]

All those little kids at the wedding weren't just cousins, honey..

[Smashingpennies]

Now that we are married I need 100,000 to pay my back taxes

[hummingbird521]

bride to groom

"i just don't know what this rash is I have now?"

[RevMatty]

I'm realy a member of the opposite sex, see.

[SerendipityCrafts]

You want to do that again???? You have to be freakin kidding me! I will NEVER do that again.

[armanjenn]

Now I know why we called ______ the BEST MAN! :)

[Danielle9608]

"I am really into feet"

"Naked you look just like your mother" :bbeek:

[SerendipityCrafts]

This whole marriage thing is HIGHLY overated.

[hummingbird521]

"Go ahead honey drink one more glass of champagne. I got lots in store for you tonight"!!!

[Danielle9608]

"What ... did you hear that ... shut up shut up shut up... the voices are so loud!"

[SerendipityCrafts]

"What ... did you hear that ... shut up shut up shut up... the voices are so loud!"

LOL I like that one - it's warped :)

[NicksBride]

"you know in this light, you look just like my sister"

[BrideInCuffs21]

Is it in yet??

Is that it??

Are you done yet??

Pppffffttttt!!!!.... a.k.a a fart....

[Trillian]

"Your sister was better."

[woohoo2me]

groom to bride


"i guess i should tell you now, when we get home my mother will have finished moving in with us."

[Smashingpennies]

Can we leave the lights on; I am scared of the dark and the monsters will get me.

[gennymac]

Honey, why are there ear plugs and nose plugs on the dresser?

Groom to Bride:

Cause I can't stand the sound of a screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber, baby.

[Smashingpennies]

I just got out of the loony bin, I was in there for 2 years

[WBandMe]

I want a divorce.
Hahahaha! That's pretty good! In a horrible way :)

[Smashingpennies]

I decided I am just a man/woman, I am going to get it fixed.

[Diamend]

Do you mind running out and getting me some ITEMS

Ha, that actually happened to us! We were in Italy, and I started. He had to find tampons at the Pharmacia!

[Smashingpennies]

POOR I YOU and YOUR HUBBY! I also had the same thing happen, but it was the day of the wedding. We didn't get much of a honeymoon because of that and the fact we both had to work the next day.

[frenchie]

Which brings me to the embarrassing question - is there ANY way to avoid having your period on the wedding and/or honeymoon?

[L.J.Aguirre]

well i'm guilty of saying this before but its really simple: "omg you suck!"

[Smashingpennies]

frenchieWhich brings me to the embarrassing question - is there ANY way to avoid having your period on the wedding and/or honeymoon?
I don't know, they say the more stressed you are the more likely you are to have it happen. When it happened to me, I was a whole week early. You can always try and calculate it and plan your wedding and honeymoon around it.

[L.J.Aguirre]

frenchieWhich brings me to the embarrassing question - is there ANY way to avoid having your period on the wedding and/or honeymoon?
I don't know, they say the more stressed you are the more likely you are to have it happen. When it happened to me, I was a whole week early. You can always try and calculate it and plan your wedding and honeymoon around it.

i'm not sure if this is good advice but i've done for a couple trips, formals, etc. (if you are on birthcontrol) i would add another week of bc if the day of an important event happened to land on the week where i would take the placebos. then my period would start the next week. i try not to do it often but it works *thumbs up*

[frenchie]

i'm not sure if this is good advice but i've done for a couple trips, formals, etc. (if you are on birthcontrol) i would add another week of bc if the day of an important event happened to land on the week where i would take the placebos. then my period would start the next week. i try not to do it often but it works *thumbs up*

I'm going to see my gynecologist in 2 weeks, I'll ask her about it. Thanks!

[Ryan James]

Groom to Bride

"You look like Britney Spears tonight!" :whoohoo: