I had to laugh.... Joke

[Callys_bride]

WOMEN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.






MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh**.

[shawnsgirl]

LOl...I've heard this one before and it still makes me chuckle!

[Caleb's Bride]

That's a new one to me.

I needed that for a laugh today! Thanks!

[SaralovesMike]

That's funny, thanks for sharing!

[kellie]

ROFL thats cute

[Bradsgirl]

Isn't that the truth! How funny