The "Pick" Game...

[MOB Karen]

I posted this on the BabyRaising site, but I thought it would be fun here too.

Pick the month you were born:

January - I kicked
Febuary - I loved
March - I smoked
Apri - I dry humped
May - I choked on
June - I murdered
July - I did the macarena with
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a mexican
6 - a gangter
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friends boyfriend
10 - my neighbor
11 - my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - chuck norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - an ipod
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because I'm cool like that.
Black - because thats how I roll.
Gray - because I was drunk.
Pink - because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Orange - because I hate my family.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1 million dollars.
Green - because I hate myself.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Purple - because I'm cool.
Brown - because I was high.
Other - because I'm a ninja.
None - because I can't control myself

[MOB Karen]

Here's mine...

I choked on a spoon because I'm NOT a homosexual. Some of these could get wild. LOL!

[shawnsgirl]

I yelled at your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want!


LOL I like this game!!

[MOB Karen]

Here's Amber's from last night.

I had lunch with a spoon because I'm cool like that. LOL!

[shawnsgirl]

Here's Amber's from last night.

I had lunch with a spoon because I'm cool like that. LOL!

LOL!!! That one's cute! How's Amber doing..tell her I asked about her!!

[MOB Karen]

LOL!!! That one's cute! How's Amber doing..tell her I asked about her!!

She's doing great! Thanks, and I'll tell her. :D

[mariaandmanish]

I murdered a llama because that's how I roll!

Lol...

DH is...

I had lunch with a homeless guy because that's how I roll! Aww... such a sweetie! LOL

[SaralovesMike]

I loved myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Too funny!

Mike's is: I yelled at a llama because I'm cool like that. lol

[WebLady]

I yelled at a gangster because I was drunk. :bblol:

Here is DH's ...

I loved a noodle because thats how I roll. :rofl:

[SerendipityCrafts]

Mine - I smoked a birdbath because that's how I roll.
DH's - I had lunch with my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[lea m]

Mine : I kicked my dog because the voices told me too! hee hee

Joes : I kicked my brother because im sexy and do what i want! I like it! lol

[SerendipityCrafts]

I just realized that Karen now has all of our birthdays. Jeez, it's going to cost her a bundle to mail us all a prezzy :)

[rainbowtreat]

mine - I ran over my dog because I'm cool like that. ( not funny for me )

DH - I choked on my best friends boyfriend because thats how I roll. ( this is just wrong on all accounts lmao )

[nic1124]

This is awesome!! So funny.:rofl:


Mine is:
I yelled at a squirrel because I was high.

Kev's is
I danced with a monster because thats how I roll.

[lea m]

Ok i want to do more! lol
these are my kids! hee hee
I kicked my cell phone because im a ninja!
I murdered a stuffed animal because im cool like that!
I did the macarena with a ninja because iam a ninja!! hee hee

I have lots of ninja kids! heeeya

[woohoo2me]

i yelled at a phone because i'm a ninja. lol a little odd lol

[woohoo2me]

i wanted to do kyles lol


i dry humped a phone cuz im sexy and do what i want lol

[MOB Karen]

I just realized that Karen now has all of our birthdays. Jeez, it's going to cost her a bundle to mail us all a prezzy :)

Oh ****, :bbeek: I don't think I thought that one all the way through, did I? This could really get expensive! LOL! :laugh:

[MOB Karen]

Since my grandbaby is spending the night with me, I thought I would do his too. LOL

I sang to a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want. LOL!! :)

[mrsmack2b]

I had lunch with a gangster because I hate myself.

[NicksBride]

I dry humped a ninja because I am cool like that!!!


HAHAHAHHAA

[BriansBride07]

MINE-- I danced with a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

FH-- I murdered a noodle because I was drunk.

LMAO that was to funny thanks for sharing.

[beachbum0519]

This is too funny!

Mine: I murdered an IPOD because I'm cool like that.
FB: I smoked a baseball bat because I was high.:rofl:
Now that was some good stuff to be so intoxicated that you start smoking baseball bats...LOL

[Callys_bride]

I smoked my friends boyfriend because the voices told me to. :puppy:

[kevinsbride2B]

I sang to a baseball bat because I hate myself!!!! Aren't I the chipper one eh? lol
And FH's is...
I did the macarena with a football player because I'm NOT a homosexual! lol

[katthynes]

i had lunch w/ myself b/c im not a homsexual .. very cute

[WhiskeyGirl]

I sang to a baseball bat because I hate myself!!!! Aren't I the chipper one eh? lol
And FH's is...
I did the macarena with a football player because I'm NOT a homosexual! lol

Lol and what did Kev have to say about that one? lol

[SaralovesMike]

All these make me laugh, too funny!

We all sound like a bunch of nut jobs! tee hee :rofl:

[archaicsmiles]

I murdered chuck norris because the voices told me to:whoa: :whoohoo:

[WendyNC]

And FH's is...
I did the macarena with a football player because I'm NOT a homosexual! lol

Hey, he has the same b-day as me!

Except I did the macarena with a football player because that's how I roll.:p

[Camel]

I sang to a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want..

FH is- I sang to you mom because I was high

[thinking_much]

Here's mine:
I yelled at a fireman because I'm cool.

[NicksBride]

I dry humped a ninja because I was high. AHHH HAHAHAHA

[RevMatty]

I murdered a phone because I was drunk.

[2xsacharm]

I had lunch with a stuffed animal because that's how I roll

[soontobemrs]

I choked on a fork because I was drunk.

[kc0205]

I smoked myself because thats how I roll

[bichonlvr]

I loved a permenant marker because I am cool like that!!!

[Smashingpennies]

Here is mine
I sang to your mom because I'm cool like that.

My Dear Husband is
I smoked myself because I am cool like that

My oldest child
I smoked a goat because I am cool like that

my middle child
I danced with a squirrel because I am cool like that

my youngest child
I had lunch with chuck norris because I am cool like that

my wedding anniversery is
I choked on chuck norris because I am cool like that

[amisteratwisterandme]

ME: I choked on a pickle because I hate my family (Showed them)

FH: I murdered a ninja because the voices told me to

[amisteratwisterandme]

mine - I ran over my dog because I'm cool like that. ( not funny for me )

DH - I choked on my best friends boyfriend because thats how I roll. ( this is just wrong on all accounts lmao )

LMAO! Note to self, "Do not read this post as you are answering the company phone!" :bbredface:

[southern*belle*]

here's mine,

I murdered my best friends boyfriend because I was drunk!

DH's:

I choked on a homeless guy because i'm sexy and I do what I want.

[vicky_vicky]

Oh this thing is funny

ok here is mine

I danced with a llama because thats how I roll.

and FH

I kicked your mom because the voices told me to.

[BarceloMayaPalaceBride]

I did the macarena with a pickle because I was drunk..........LOL

[sandy03]

I had lunch with a pickle because I was drunk

[candars]

I did the macarena with a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :rofl:

Danny's is: I loved a football player because I was drunk. Haha, he played football in high school. :rofl:

[acidcookie]

I loved a Mexican because I'm cool

[ally20o7]

Mine: I loved a mexican because I'm not homosexual
FH's: I choked on a banana because I hate myself.

[scarymary48]

Well I kicked a squirrel because I hate myself. Just letting you all know....

[MrsKittyManes]

Me:
I choked on my mom because thats how I roll


My Fh
He choked on a llama because he can't control himself

[MrsGrady08]

Mine- I murdered myself because I was drunk
DH-I dry humped a squirrel because I was high. HAHAH:D