BriansBride07
01-12-2007, 09:36 AM
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Will you please state your age?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >I am 92 years old.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Will you tell us, in your own words what
> happened
> > > >the night of April 1st?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my
> > > >front porch on a warm spring evening, when a
> > > >young man comes creeping up on the porch and
> > > >sat down beside me.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Did you know him?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >No, but he sure was friendly.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >What happened after he sat down?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >He started to rub my thigh.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Did you stop him ?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >No, I didn't stop him.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Why not?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >It felt good. Nobody had done that since
> > > >my Abner died
> > > >some 30 years ago.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >What happened next?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >He began to rub my breasts.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Did you stop him then?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >No, I did not stop him.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Why not?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
> > > >I haven't felt that good in years!
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >What happened next?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" so
> > > >I just laid down and told him "Take me, young
> > > >man. Take me!"
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Did he take you?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!"
> > > >And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!
> > > >Will you please state your age?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >I am 92 years old.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Will you tell us, in your own words what
> happened
> > > >the night of April 1st?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my
> > > >front porch on a warm spring evening, when a
> > > >young man comes creeping up on the porch and
> > > >sat down beside me.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Did you know him?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >No, but he sure was friendly.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >What happened after he sat down?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >He started to rub my thigh.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Did you stop him ?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >No, I didn't stop him.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Why not?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >It felt good. Nobody had done that since
> > > >my Abner died
> > > >some 30 years ago.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >What happened next?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >He began to rub my breasts.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Did you stop him then?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >No, I did not stop him.
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Why not?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
> > > >I haven't felt that good in years!
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >What happened next?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" so
> > > >I just laid down and told him "Take me, young
> > > >man. Take me!"
> > > >
> > > >Defense Attorney:
> > > >Did he take you?
> > > >
> > > >Little Old Lady:
> > > >Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!"
> > > >And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!