countrygirl
01-11-2007, 04:12 PM
> THE AMISH ELEVATOR
>
> An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by
> almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
> that could move apart and then slide back together again.
>
> The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
> never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old
> lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
> button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
> room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
> circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
> continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
> numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened
> up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
>
> The father said quietly to his son....."Go get your mother."
>
> An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by
> almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
> that could move apart and then slide back together again.
>
> The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
> never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old
> lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
> button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
> room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
> circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
> continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
> numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened
> up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
>
> The father said quietly to his son....."Go get your mother."