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BriansBride07

12-15-2006, 01:45 PM

How would you answer these Christmas Questions that a child asked you??

1. What if there is no chimney? (http://javascript:flipit('q1'))
2. what if we move?
3. What if there is no snow? (http://javascript:flipit('q3'))

4. How will Santa find me if we are visiting and not at our home on Christmas Eve? (http://javascript:flipit('q4'))

5. How do the reindeer fly? (http://javascript:flipit('q5'))

6. How does Santa understand all the different languages of the world? (http://javascript:flipit('q6'))

7. What's Santa's favorite food? (http://javascript:flipit('q7'))

8. Is there any food Santa doesn't eat? (http://javascript:flipit('q8'))

9. How much does Santa weigh? (http://javascript:flipit('q9')) .

10. What are the elves' jobs? (http://javascript:flipit('q10'))
11. What is Santa's favorite Christmas Eve snack? (http://javascript:flipit('q11'))

12. How does Santa visit the whole world in one night? (http://javascript:flipit('q12'))

13. How does Santa get all the toys into the sleigh at one time? (http://javascript:flipit('q13'))

14. How does Santa get up and down my chimney? (http://javascript:flipit('q14'))

15. What if there is a fire burning in the fireplace? (http://javascript:flipit('q15'))

16. Does Santa have any children? (http://javascript:flipit('q16'))
17. Will Santa always bring what I ask for? (http://javascript:flipit('q17'))

18. Where does Santa get his red suit? (http://javascript:flipit('q18'))

19. Does bad weather make it hard for Santa to drive his sleigh? (http://javascript:flipit('q19'))

20. Does Santa have any hobbies? (http://javascript:flipit('q20'))

21. Why is Santa's suit red? (http://javascript:flipit('q21'))

22. Is there really a Santa Claus? (http://javascript:flipit('q22'))

23. How did the reindeer get their names? (http://javascript:flipit('q23'))

24. Why does Santa live at the Northpole? (http://javascript:flipit('q24'))

25. Is Santa ever sad? (http://javascript:flipit('q25'))

26. Which is Santa's favorite elf? (http://javascript:flipit('q26'))

27. How many elves are there? (http://javascript:flipit('q27'))

28. What is Santa's favorite kind of music? (http://javascript:flipit('q28'))

29. What kind of treats do the reindeer like? (http://javascript:flipit('q29'))

30. Does Santa really read the letters he gets? (http://javascript:flipit('q30'))

countrygirl

12-15-2006, 01:56 PM

1. What if there is no chimney? (http://javascript:flipit('q1')) He uses the key holes

3. What if there is no snow? (http://javascript:flipit('q3')) He can make his own if he wants to

4. How will Santa find me if we are visiting and not at our home on Christmas Eve? (http://javascript:flipit('q4')) We already called to tell him where we are

5. How do the reindeer fly? (http://javascript:flipit('q5')) Magic

6. How does Santa understand all the different languages of the world? (http://javascript:flipit('q6')) He is very smart

7. What's Santa's favorite food? (http://javascript:flipit('q7')) Cookies and milk

8. Is there any food Santa doesn't eat? (http://javascript:flipit('q8')) Nope!!

9. How much does Santa weigh? (http://javascript:flipit('q9')) . Enough

10. What are the elves' jobs? (http://javascript:flipit('q10')) Watch the Rudolf movie, that will tell you!!

11. What is Santa's favorite Christmas Eve snack? (http://javascript:flipit('q11')) Cookies and milk

12. How does Santa visit the whole world in one night? (http://javascript:flipit('q12')) He flies faster than time

13. How does Santa get all the toys into the sleigh at one time? (http://javascript:flipit('q13')) Magic

14. How does Santa get up and down my chimney? (http://javascript:flipit('q14')) He shrinks, and re-inflates

15. What if there is a fire burning in the fireplace? (http://javascript:flipit('q15')) He blows it out

16. Does Santa have any children? (http://javascript:flipit('q16')) No, that is why he can spoil everyone else's

17. Will Santa always bring what I ask for? (http://javascript:flipit('q17')) Maybe, but sometimes he will surprise you instead

18. Where does Santa get his red suit? (http://javascript:flipit('q18')) Mrs. Clause makes it.

19. Does bad weather make it hard for Santa to drive his sleigh? (http://javascript:flipit('q19')) Nope.

20. Does Santa have any hobbies? (http://javascript:flipit('q20')) Reindeer rodeos!!

21. Why is Santa's suit red? (http://javascript:flipit('q21')) Mrs Clause likes red

22. Is there really a Santa Claus? (http://javascript:flipit('q22')) DEF YES!!!

23. How did the reindeer get their names? (http://javascript:flipit('q23')) Thier moms and dadsnamed them

24. Why does Santa live at the Northpole? (http://javascript:flipit('q24')) So that no one can sneak up to his shop

25. Is Santa ever sad? (http://javascript:flipit('q25')) When children misbehave

26. Which is Santa's favorite elf? (http://javascript:flipit('q26')) Don't know

27. How many elves are there? (http://javascript:flipit('q27')) Too many to count

28. What is Santa's favorite kind of music? (http://javascript:flipit('q28')) Christmas music of course!!!

29. What kind of treats do the reindeer like? (http://javascript:flipit('q29')) Carrots

30. Does Santa really read the letters he gets (http://javascript:flipit('q30')) yes, he is a very good reader.

BriansBride07

12-15-2006, 01:56 PM

I will start

1. What if there is no chimney? (http://javascript:flipit('q1')) Santa is magic so he can go through walls.
2.What if we move? that's ok santa is always watching and listening.
3. What if there is no snow? (http://javascript:flipit('q3')) That's ok Santa doesn't need snow to fly. Just his reindeer

4. How will Santa find me if we are visiting and not at our home on Christmas Eve? (http://javascript:flipit('q4')) Santa see's and hear's everything.

5. How do the reindeer fly? (http://javascript:flipit('q5')) With some magic dust just like tinker bell

6. How does Santa understand all the different languages of the world? (http://javascript:flipit('q6'))
He's special that way LOL
7. What's Santa's favorite food? (http://javascript:flipit('q7')) Milk and cookies.

8. Is there any food Santa doesn't eat? (http://javascript:flipit('q8')) UMMM.... I don't think so that is why he is so plump.

9. How much does Santa weigh? (http://javascript:flipit('q9')) . Not sure on this one.

10. What are the elves' jobs? (http://javascript:flipit('q10')) To make all the toys for Santa.

11. What is Santa's favorite Christmas Eve snack? (http://javascript:flipit('q11')) Hot Cocoa and Pie.

12. How does Santa visit the whole world in one night? (http://javascript:flipit('q12')) He's magic and with a wink of his eye he is in and out as fast as lightening.

13. How does Santa get all the toys into the sleigh at one time? (http://javascript:flipit('q13')) His bag is empty when he is in the sleigh. When he gets to the child's house he winks his eye and they appear into this bag.

14. How does Santa get up and down my chimney? (http://javascript:flipit('q14')) He makes himself fit with his magic.

15. What if there is a fire burning in the fireplace? (http://javascript:flipit('q15')) It's ok the fire goes out while santa is up on top of the roof and then it relits as he leaves.

16. Does Santa have any children? (http://javascript:flipit('q16')) 6 3 girls and 3 boys.

17. Will Santa always bring what I ask for? (http://javascript:flipit('q17')) Not always sometimes there are not enough of the toy that everyone wants to go around.

18. Where does Santa get his red suit? (http://javascript:flipit('q18')) Mrs. Clause makes it for him.

19. Does bad weather make it hard for Santa to drive his sleigh? (http://javascript:flipit('q19')) Yes sometimes that is why he needs rudolph.

20. Does Santa have any hobbies? (http://javascript:flipit('q20')) Building toys, taking care of his reindeer, reading.

21. Why is Santa's suit red? (http://javascript:flipit('q21')) So he can be seen by the light of the moon at night

22. Is there really a Santa Claus? (http://javascript:flipit('q22')) I believe don't you. (the spirit of Santa I tell them when they are older though.

23. How did the reindeer get their names? (http://javascript:flipit('q23')) By the way they acted when they were growing up its like a nickname.

24. Why does Santa live at the Northpole? (http://javascript:flipit('q24')) the reindeer like it cold and so doesn't Santa

25. Is Santa ever sad? (http://javascript:flipit('q25')) Yes, when little boys and girls are very bad.

26. Which is Santa's favorite elf? (http://javascript:flipit('q26')) Santa doesn't have any favorite elfves they are all his favorite.

27. How many elves are there? (http://javascript:flipit('q27')) Oh my! way to many to count. There are alot of little boys and girls in the world.

28. What is Santa's favorite kind of music? (http://javascript:flipit('q28')) Christmas carols of course.

29. What kind of treats do the reindeer like? (http://javascript:flipit('q29')) Carrots, and sugar

30. Does Santa really read the letters he gets? (http://javascript:flipit('q30')) Yes, he enjoys them all.

ladymelissa

12-15-2006, 02:00 PM

1. What if there is no chimney? I sent him a spare key.

3. What if there is no snow? His sleigh flies so it's not a big deal. Frosty will just have exist in Norway this year.

4. How will Santa find me if we are visiting and not at our home on Christmas Eve? Either he will still leave them at our house or I sent him a forwarding address for this year.

5. How do the reindeer fly? Very carefully.

6. How does Santa understand all the different languages of the world? He is very smart and very old and has a few elves that are translators if he were to get stuck.

7. What's Santa's favorite food? Cookies and sometimes a big, juicy steak.

8. Is there any food Santa doesn't eat? Look at him, what do you think?

9. How much does Santa weigh? .Probably about 350.

10. What are the elves' jobs? Sort the mail, make or buy toys, pack and maintain the sleigh, feed the reindeer, pretty much everything.

11. What is Santa's favorite Christmas Eve snack? Cookies and milk.

12. How does Santa visit the whole world in one night? Everyone is in a different time zone so he can plan his stops accordingly.

13. How does Santa get all the toys into the sleigh at one time? The elves are masters at efficient packing.

14. How does Santa get up and down my chimney? He practices all year long, that is part of his training program.

15. What if there is a fire burning in the fireplace? He skips that house, they should really know better than to light a fire late on Christmas Eve.

16. Does Santa have any children? No, the children of the world are more than enough responsibility.

17. Will Santa always bring what I ask for? Not if you have been bad.

18. Where does Santa get his red suit? Mrs. Claus makes it for him.

19. Does bad weather make it hard for Santa to drive his sleigh? Nope, he is used to the conditions on the North Pole, the rest of the world is a piece of cake.

20. Does Santa have any hobbies? Eating.

21. Why is Santa's suit red? It's his signature color.

22. Is there really a Santa Claus? What do you think?

23. How did the reindeer get their names? Santa named them, just like we named our pets.

24. Why does Santa live at the North pole? Cheap real estate.

25. Is Santa ever sad? Yes, when kids are bad and he has to give them coal.

26. Which is Santa's favorite elf? He doesn't play favorites, it's not good for work place morale.

27. How many elves are there? Thousands.

28. What is Santa's favorite kind of music? Christmas music.

29. What kind of treats do the reindeer like? Carrots.

30. Does Santa really read the letters he gets? How else would you explain getting what you asked for?

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BriansBride07

12-15-2006, 02:05 PM

LMAO Melissa I just love some of your answers. That was one of my reasons for posting this is to see if alot of the ans. were going to be the same. I have never heard some of those ans. but it works no matter what you tell the child.

AngelinLove

12-15-2006, 04:09 PM

1. What if there is no chimney? Santa will pick the lock.

2. What if we move? I will send Santa, the Eater Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy a quick email with our new address.

3. What if there is no snow? Santa enjoys snow ALL year in the North Pole, so sometimes he enjoys getting away from it.

4. How will Santa find me if we are visiting and not at our home on Christmas Eve? I will send him and email or text message letting him know.

5. How do the reindeer fly? They fly because of the magic from the Winter Warlock's corn.

6. How does Santa understand all the different languages of the world? Santa has elves that speak every language and during the off season he gets tutored. See, even Santa has to go to school and study.

7. What's Santa's favorite food? Mrs. Claus homemade fried chicken, mashed potatoes and corn. With peach cobbler for dessert.

8. Is there any food Santa doesn't eat? Carrots, cuz he saves them for his reindeer.

9. How much does Santa weigh? . The world may never know...he is very sensitive about his weight and does not disclose that, but I would estimate about 350.

10. What are the elves' jobs? The elves do all the shopping for and making of the toys, they tutor Santa and make sure he is prepared for Christmas Eve, they are responsible for screening all thd letters that come in and getting them to Santa, and they clean out the reindeer stalls.

11. What is Santa's favorite Christmas Eve snack?

12. How does Santa visit the whole world in one night? He has a magic pocketwatch that allows him to slow down time so that he can make it everywhere he needs to be.

13. How does Santa get all the toys into the sleigh at one time?
He has a lot of space saver bags in his big red sack, plus his sack is magic and replenishes itself.

14. How does Santa get up and down my chimney? He scoots down like a robber through a ventilations system.....lol....or the special units that do that to catch the criminals in the banks and stuff with hostages....lol!!

15. What if there is a fire burning in the fireplace?
He would pick the lock and go through the door....atleast if he realized before he scooted down and burned his bottom.

16. Does Santa have any children? Nope...all the children of the world are Santa's, plus he has the elves.

17. Will Santa always bring what I ask for? Santa always tries his best, but sometimes things are out of stock and he has to get a raincheck.

18. Where does Santa get his red suit? Armani

19. Does bad weather make it hard for Santa to drive his sleigh? Nope, he is used to the harsh weather and bad driving condidtions, he practices in Michigan during the off-season.

20. Does Santa have any hobbies? scratch-off tickets, shuffleboard, and water-skiing.

21. Why is Santa's suit red? It really brings out the rosiness in his cheeks and it's solid color helps conceal his abundant curves.

22. Is there really a Santa Claus? Of course...who could make something up like that?

23. How did the reindeer get their names? They drew names from a hat.

24. Why does Santa live at the Northpole? Because he has to have a top-secret location to run his workshop from and since it is so cold there he doesn't have to worry too much about tourists.

25. Is Santa ever sad? When kids are bad and don't behave.

26. Which is Santa's favorite elf? Santa practices Socialism, so he believes that everyone is equal.

27. How many elves are there? He lost count....he will know after the next census.

28. What is Santa's favorite kind of music? Christmas Music

29. What kind of treats do the reindeer like? Carrots

30. Does Santa really read the letters he gets? Of course he does, it is part of his homework. How else would he know what to get everyone?

dimple

12-15-2006, 04:48 PM

Another question, when is the perfect time for a kid to know the truth?