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SerendipityCrafts
12-11-2006, 12:45 AM
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic--- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Treesand Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
theweddinghelper
12-11-2006, 02:20 AM
That is too funny! :) LOL!
Thanks for making me laugh!
ladymelissa
12-11-2006, 02:34 AM
That is great!
FutureBride
12-11-2006, 06:58 AM
Where'd ya find those?
SerendipityCrafts
12-11-2006, 07:12 AM
Where'd ya find those?

Another board or an email I received. Copy & paste is a wonderful thing :)
Jenn060306
12-11-2006, 11:56 AM
LMAO!
Thanks Elizabeth
kevinsbride2B
12-11-2006, 01:13 PM
Working in my field all we ever see is mental health issues, so that was PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just forwarded that in an e-mail to all the people I work with including my mom!!!!
Thanks!!!
brewsells
12-11-2006, 04:23 PM
That is too funny! THanks for sharing!
Goin2thechapel
12-11-2006, 04:54 PM
hahahhaha..

Could this not be more perfect for me to hang in my office?!?!?!

My Co Workers are going to love it! It's right up our alley..LOL...

thanks for sharing Elizabeth!
lea m
12-11-2006, 06:41 PM
Hee hee hee hee!!!
WebLady
12-11-2006, 07:34 PM
Funny, thanks for sharing :cloppy: