rainbowtreat
12-09-2006, 08:59 PM
>Blonde performance review for 2006
>
>January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>
>February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
>labels.....Helllloooo!!!..bottles won't fit in printer !!!
>
>March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
>months.....box said "2-4 years!"
>
>April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!
>
>May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
>water won't fit into those little packets!!!
>
>June - Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a
>slope.
>
>July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
>the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
>
>August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped
>because soft-top was open.
>
>September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
>
>October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>
>November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
>per pound and I weigh 108 pounds
>
>December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven"
>button on the stupid phone!!!
>
>What a year
>
>January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>
>February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
>labels.....Helllloooo!!!..bottles won't fit in printer !!!
>
>March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
>months.....box said "2-4 years!"
>
>April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!
>
>May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
>water won't fit into those little packets!!!
>
>June - Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a
>slope.
>
>July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
>the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
>
>August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped
>because soft-top was open.
>
>September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
>
>October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>
>November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
>per pound and I weigh 108 pounds
>
>December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven"
>button on the stupid phone!!!
>
>What a year