Top 12 Country Songs of 2006

[ladymelissa]

TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS For 2006:


12. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

11. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That
Chewed Your *** Out All Day Long.

10. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's
Me.

9. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You
So Well.

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm
Afraid She'd Win.

6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon
Tonight.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're
Still Here.

4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be
Out Of Prison By Now.

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure
Do Miss Him.

2. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women But
I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!

[BriansBride07]

LOL where did you find those they are great.

[LizabethDavis]

LOL...thanks for sharing. Pat even got a chuckle out of those.

[ladymelissa]

LOL where did you find those they are great.

It was one of those joke emails a friend sent me.


*I would also like to say that I mean no offense to people who like country music, they are just funny lines (music related or not). It's just meant for a laugh. :)

[cowboysbride]

ROFLMAO!

Those are hilarious!

They say if you play country music backwards you get your wife, dog, trailer, truck and boat back!

[VenusElaine]

You forgot your best friend, who left with your wife, and you miss him:snide: !

VenusElaine