rainbowtreat
10-03-2006, 05:39 PM
WEDDING NIGHT Honeymoon at Home:
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the
morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if
Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know
what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary
up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I
think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your
lunch And go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks
again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No." He asks,
"Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what
you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think.....
I gave him my airplane glue."
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the
morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if
Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know
what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary
up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I
think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your
lunch And go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks
again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says, "No." He asks,
"Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what
you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think.....
I gave him my airplane glue."