Would you remarry?

[cowboysbride]

Would You Remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question...


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


WIFE: "Would y ou sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."



WIFE: -- Silence--



HUSBAND: "****."

[JennF]

I laughed out loud when I read this. That's great! I'm going to send this to a couple of people. Thanks!

[WebLady]

:bblol: BUSTED that was funny, I'll have to pass that along ;)

[rainbowtreat]

LOL that was a good one.

[hummingbird521]

Good one Ellen.

[ladymelissa]

Wow, that's a good one!

[theweddinghelper]

That is so funny! I wasn't expecting that.:D

[LizabethDavis]

Hehehehe...that is funny.