With all these serious polls.....

[CarlosHoney]

Here's a really silly one!

[LizabethDavis]

Oh, how about Phil Collins!!!

[LaceyinPgh]

The way I see it, there is no way I could lose this battle! First of all, Don Henley, is the bane of my existence. I have hated Don since I was a little kid. He and his music have always gotten on my nerves. Plus, in college I dated a guy who looked just like Don. He turned out to be the biggest a$$ in the world. So if either Phil or the bear ate Don, they would be doing me a favor.

We move to Phil Collins, the man who divorced his wife by fax. Then his cr@p song from Tarzan beat out a bunch of actually good songs for the Oscar a few years later. Society would benefit should Don or the bear kill Phil in this epic battle.

The Bear? Come on Carrie, as a member of the Colbert Nation (check out the Colbert Report on Comedy Central to know what we are talking about) you know that bears are the number one threat to America according to Stephen Colbert. Phil and Don could both change the way I see them by taking out the bear.

So, as I stated, there is really no way I can lose this situation. In every scenario something good works out for me.

[ladymelissa]

The bear gets my vote.

[MOB Karen]

I'm going with the bear also. I don't know why though. It might be because bears weigh 1,000 lbs, and are 10 feet tall. And then there's their long, heavy claws and teeth. And they like meat. But I'm still not really sure. The Planet Earth may come along and smash them with her hills and mountains. I'm pretty sure it's a toss up between those two though. lol :bbmrgreen:

[LaceyinPgh]

I just told this to my husband. He claims that planet earth and all of her citizens would win, especially if it were turned into a cage match and put on pay per view.

[CarlosHoney]

I just told this to my husband. He claims that planet earth and all of her citizens would win, especially if it were turned into a cage match and put on pay per view.Tell Sean that I totally agree with him (I voted EARTH!) and love his line of thinking. ;) We could donate the PPV proceeds to AIDS research and ending world hunger.

[WebLady]

LOL ... the bear gets my vote ;)

[AngelinLove]

I voted for the bear...I don't think I would feel too threatened by Don or Phil, but I sure in the hell would run screaming from the bear, so I think that it could take them both out easily!!

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