CindySue
08-25-2006, 12:49 PM
Little Johny came down to breakfast and since they live on a farm, his mother asked him if he has done all his chores. He said, "No, I will do them after breakfast."
Mom tells him he has to do them now or there will be no breakfast.
Muttering, he stomps outside to feed the animals.
He goes in the chicken pen and pours food for the chickens. On his way out, he kicks a chicken standing by the door.
Next, he goes into the barn to feed the cows. On his way out, he kicks the cow standing by the gate.
Then he goes to the pen to feed the pigs. Before leaving, he kicks a pig standing by the fence.
Finished with his chores he heads back into the house to eat his breakfast.
He sits down at the table and his mom hands him a bowl of dry cereal. He looks at it and asks, "Wheres my milk? And how come I didnt get any bacon and eggs too?
Mom looks down at him and said, "Well its like this: I saw you kick the chicken, so no eggs for 2 weeks. I saw you kick the cow, so no milk for 2 weeks. I also saw you kick the the pig, so you dont get bacon either for 2 whole weeks.
About that time Little Johnny's father walks in mumbling and kicks the cat clear across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother and said, "You gonna tell him or should I?"
Mom tells him he has to do them now or there will be no breakfast.
Muttering, he stomps outside to feed the animals.
He goes in the chicken pen and pours food for the chickens. On his way out, he kicks a chicken standing by the door.
Next, he goes into the barn to feed the cows. On his way out, he kicks the cow standing by the gate.
Then he goes to the pen to feed the pigs. Before leaving, he kicks a pig standing by the fence.
Finished with his chores he heads back into the house to eat his breakfast.
He sits down at the table and his mom hands him a bowl of dry cereal. He looks at it and asks, "Wheres my milk? And how come I didnt get any bacon and eggs too?
Mom looks down at him and said, "Well its like this: I saw you kick the chicken, so no eggs for 2 weeks. I saw you kick the cow, so no milk for 2 weeks. I also saw you kick the the pig, so you dont get bacon either for 2 whole weeks.
About that time Little Johnny's father walks in mumbling and kicks the cat clear across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother and said, "You gonna tell him or should I?"