cowboysbride
08-23-2006, 03:46 PM
Little Johnnie again....
> >
> >
> >
> >>>>
> >>>> Polite Way to Pee
> >>>>
> >>>> During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
> >>>> manners, asked her students the following question:
> >>>>
> >>>> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
> >>>> lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
> >>>>
> >>>> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
> >>>>
> >>>> The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
> >>>>
> >>>> What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
> >>>>
> >>>> Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
> >>>> bathroom. I'll be right back."
> >>>>
> >>>> "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
> >>>> bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use
> >>>> your brain for
> >>>>
> >>>> once and show us your good manners?"
> >>>>
> >>>> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
> >>>> have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
> >>>> you'll get to meet after dinner."
> >>>>
> >>>> The teacher fainted......
> >
> >
> >
> >>>>
> >>>> Polite Way to Pee
> >>>>
> >>>> During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
> >>>> manners, asked her students the following question:
> >>>>
> >>>> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
> >>>> lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
> >>>>
> >>>> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
> >>>>
> >>>> The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
> >>>>
> >>>> What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
> >>>>
> >>>> Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
> >>>> bathroom. I'll be right back."
> >>>>
> >>>> "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
> >>>> bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use
> >>>> your brain for
> >>>>
> >>>> once and show us your good manners?"
> >>>>
> >>>> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
> >>>> have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
> >>>> you'll get to meet after dinner."
> >>>>
> >>>> The teacher fainted......