theweddinghelper
08-22-2006, 09:18 PM
I JUST HAD TO SHARE THIS ONE!:bblol:
>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman
>waving at
>him and saying hello.
>
>He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her
>from.
>So he says, "Do you know me?"
>To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
>unfaithful
>to
>his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that
>I
>laid
>on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
>whipped
>my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"
>She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
>teacher."
>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman
>waving at
>him and saying hello.
>
>He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her
>from.
>So he says, "Do you know me?"
>To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
>unfaithful
>to
>his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that
>I
>laid
>on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
>whipped
>my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"
>She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
>teacher."