theweddinghelper
08-13-2006, 05:19 AM
MY FRIEND SENT ME THESE AND SOME OF THEM ARE SADLY TRUE! LOL!
I GOT SOME LAUGHS OUT OF THEM AND WANTED TO SHARE IT W/ YOU GUYS!
MARRIAGE JOKES:
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_50.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm529YYUS)
Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death " http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_103v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm529YYUS)
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus . so shut the hell up!
http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb098&pp=ZCxdm529YYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb098_ZCxdm529YYUS&utm_id=7926)
I GOT SOME LAUGHS OUT OF THEM AND WANTED TO SHARE IT W/ YOU GUYS!
MARRIAGE JOKES:
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_50.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm529YYUS)
Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death " http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_103v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm529YYUS)
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus . so shut the hell up!
http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb098&pp=ZCxdm529YYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb098_ZCxdm529YYUS&utm_id=7926)