countrygirl
08-09-2006, 12:37 PM
Enjoy ladies!!!!!
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, what she stole and she replied "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked how many peaches were in the can to which she replied 6. The judge gave her 6 days in jail ....one for each peach.
However before the judge could actually pronounce sentence, the
woman's husband said he had something urgent to add. When the judge relented the husband announced.
"She also stole a can of peas."
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, what she stole and she replied "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked how many peaches were in the can to which she replied 6. The judge gave her 6 days in jail ....one for each peach.
However before the judge could actually pronounce sentence, the
woman's husband said he had something urgent to add. When the judge relented the husband announced.
"She also stole a can of peas."