countrygirl
07-31-2006, 07:11 PM
I thought you all would enjoy this!!!
A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked
the students: "Michael, if you were on a date,
having supper with a nice young lady, how would
you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"Just a minute, I have to go pee."
"That would be rude and impolite! What about you
Peter, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom, I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your
intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend
of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted!!!!
A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked
the students: "Michael, if you were on a date,
having supper with a nice young lady, how would
you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"Just a minute, I have to go pee."
"That would be rude and impolite! What about you
Peter, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom, I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your
intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend
of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted!!!!