Kacie_bride
07-28-2006, 12:26 PM
Justin just e-mailed this to me. I thought it was pretty funny
How to Make a Woman Happy
>>
>> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
>>
>> 1. a friend
>> 2. a companion
>> 3. a lover
>> 4. a brother
>> 5. a father
>> 6. a master
>> 7. a chef
>> 8. an electrician
>> 9. a carpenter
>> 10. a plumber
>> 11. a mechanic
>> 12. a decorator
>> 13. a stylist
>> 14. a sexologist
>> 15. a gynecologist
>> 16. a psychologist
>> 17. a pest exterminator
>> 18. a psychiatrist
>> 19. a healer
>> 20. a good listener
>> 21. an organizer
>> 22. a good father
>> 23. very clean
>> 24. sympathetic
>> 25. athletic
>> 26. warm
>> 27. attentive
>> 28. gallant
>> 29. intelligent
>> 30. funny
>> 31. creative
>> 32. tender
>> 33. strong
>> 34. understanding
>> 35. tolerant
>> 36. prudent
>> 37. ambitious
>> 38. capable
>> 39. courageous
>> 40. determined
>> 41. true
>> 42. dependable
>> 43. passionate
>> 44. compassionate
>>
>> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
>>
>> 45. give her compliments regularly
>> 46. love shopping
>> 47. be honest
>> 48. be very rich
>> 49. not stress her out
>> 50. not look at other girls
>>
>> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
>>
>> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
>> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
>> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
>>
>> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
>>
>> 54. Never to forget:
>> * birthdays
>> * anniversaries
>> * arrangements she makes
>>
>> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>>
>> 1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
How to Make a Woman Happy
>>
>> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
>>
>> 1. a friend
>> 2. a companion
>> 3. a lover
>> 4. a brother
>> 5. a father
>> 6. a master
>> 7. a chef
>> 8. an electrician
>> 9. a carpenter
>> 10. a plumber
>> 11. a mechanic
>> 12. a decorator
>> 13. a stylist
>> 14. a sexologist
>> 15. a gynecologist
>> 16. a psychologist
>> 17. a pest exterminator
>> 18. a psychiatrist
>> 19. a healer
>> 20. a good listener
>> 21. an organizer
>> 22. a good father
>> 23. very clean
>> 24. sympathetic
>> 25. athletic
>> 26. warm
>> 27. attentive
>> 28. gallant
>> 29. intelligent
>> 30. funny
>> 31. creative
>> 32. tender
>> 33. strong
>> 34. understanding
>> 35. tolerant
>> 36. prudent
>> 37. ambitious
>> 38. capable
>> 39. courageous
>> 40. determined
>> 41. true
>> 42. dependable
>> 43. passionate
>> 44. compassionate
>>
>> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
>>
>> 45. give her compliments regularly
>> 46. love shopping
>> 47. be honest
>> 48. be very rich
>> 49. not stress her out
>> 50. not look at other girls
>>
>> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
>>
>> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
>> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
>> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
>>
>> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
>>
>> 54. Never to forget:
>> * birthdays
>> * anniversaries
>> * arrangements she makes
>>
>> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>>
>> 1. Show up naked
2. Bring food