hummingbird521
07-26-2006, 06:38 AM
I received this in my email this morning and had to share it. I thought it so cute.
MARRIED LIFE
>> >
>> > A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,
>>although
>> > very
>> > much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
>>with his old
>> > buddies.
>> >
>> > So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
>> >
>> > "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
>> >
>> > "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to
>>have a
>> > beer."
>> >
>> > The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
>>to the
>> > refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
>>from 12
>> > different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
>> >
>> > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
>>could think
>> > of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know...
>>they have
>> > frozen glasses... "
>> >
>> > He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
>>interrupted him by
>> > saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She to ok a
>>huge beer mug
>> > out
>> > of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
>>holding it.
>> >
>> > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but
>>at the bar
>> > they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
>>won't be
>> > long.
>> > I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
>> >
>> > "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven
>>and took out
>> > 5
>> > dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
>>blankets,
>> > mushroom caps, and little quiches.
>> >
>> > "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's
>> > swearing, dirty words and all that..."
>> >
>> > "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT
>>YOUR ***
>> > DOWN,
>> > SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT
>>HOUR HORS
>> > D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED *** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED
>>BAR! THAT ****
>> > IS
>> > OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
>> >
>> > and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
>> >
>>
MARRIED LIFE
>> >
>> > A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,
>>although
>> > very
>> > much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
>>with his old
>> > buddies.
>> >
>> > So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
>> >
>> > "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
>> >
>> > "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to
>>have a
>> > beer."
>> >
>> > The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
>>to the
>> > refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
>>from 12
>> > different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
>> >
>> > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
>>could think
>> > of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know...
>>they have
>> > frozen glasses... "
>> >
>> > He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
>>interrupted him by
>> > saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She to ok a
>>huge beer mug
>> > out
>> > of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
>>holding it.
>> >
>> > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but
>>at the bar
>> > they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
>>won't be
>> > long.
>> > I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
>> >
>> > "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven
>>and took out
>> > 5
>> > dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
>>blankets,
>> > mushroom caps, and little quiches.
>> >
>> > "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's
>> > swearing, dirty words and all that..."
>> >
>> > "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT
>>YOUR ***
>> > DOWN,
>> > SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT
>>HOUR HORS
>> > D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED *** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED
>>BAR! THAT ****
>> > IS
>> > OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
>> >
>> > and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
>> >
>>