rainbowtreat
07-22-2006, 11:02 PM
ok I think I may have posted this once but not sure. And with all the new ones here lately Ifigure it wouldnt hurt to post again.
A Story about Buttercups
>
>
>Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the
>woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying
>to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
>every buttercup in the patch.
>
>All of a sudden........POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little
>old
>woman appeared. She said, ''I'm mother Nature! Do you know how long
>it
>took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you
>have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest
>of your
>life, No, better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for
>the
>rest of your life.................as a matter of
>fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your
>life!!!!!!
>
>Then POOF!..........she was gone!
>
>After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,
>''Fred where are you?''
>Fred yells back ''I'm over here, in the ***** willows.''
>Dave shouts back, ''DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, ''DON'T
>SWING!''
A Story about Buttercups
>
>
>Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the
>woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying
>to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
>every buttercup in the patch.
>
>All of a sudden........POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little
>old
>woman appeared. She said, ''I'm mother Nature! Do you know how long
>it
>took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you
>have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest
>of your
>life, No, better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for
>the
>rest of your life.................as a matter of
>fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your
>life!!!!!!
>
>Then POOF!..........she was gone!
>
>After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,
>''Fred where are you?''
>Fred yells back ''I'm over here, in the ***** willows.''
>Dave shouts back, ''DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, ''DON'T
>SWING!''