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MOB Karen
07-21-2006, 03:41 PM
Extract from Dog's Diary


Day 180

8.00 : Dog food, my favorite !

9.30 : A trip by car, my favorite !

9.40 : A walk, my favorite !

10.30 : A trip by car, my favorite !

11.30 : Dog food, my favorite !

16.00 : Kids, my favorite !

17.00 : Dog food, my favorite !

17.30 : Mummy and Daddy, my favorite !

Day 181
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Day 182
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Day 183
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Extract from Cat's Diary


Day 152

My kidnappers persist pushing me with little objects dangling from a string. They stuff themselves with fresh meat for dinner while forcing me to eat desiccated cereals. The only thing that helps me cope is the hope for escape, and the little satisfaction I feel destroying furniture from time to time. Tomorrow, I might eat another green plant.

Day 161
Today, I nearly succeeded in my attempt to murder my kidnappers by weaving through their way. I'll have to try it again from upside the stairs.
Hoping to induce those despicable oppressors to disgust and repulsion, I forced myself again to bring up on their favorite chair. I'll have to repeat it on their bed.

Day 165
I beheaded a mouse and brought them the body so that they get what I am capable of, and to strike their hearts with terror.
But they just went into raptures over it and were full of unctuous and condescending words, telling me how sweet a kitty I was. Hmmm ... The plan doesn't seem to work as intended.

Day 168
I eventually realized how far their sadism could reach. With no reason, I was chosen for the water torture. This time, it included a foamy
and stingy chemical substance named "shampoo". Which sick brain could possibly invent such a liquid? My sole consolation is the thumb piece I hold in my mouth.

Day 171
Today took place a sort of criminal gathering. I was forced to seclusion during this event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the nauseating odor of these glass tubes they call "beer". More important, I came across the information that my seclusion was caused by my "allergenic" power. I'll have to learn what the point is, so I can use it in my interest.

Day 174
I am convinced that the other prisoners are actors, or maybe stoolpigeons. The dog is set free everyday and seems more than happy to come back. He obviously is retarded.

On the other hand, the bird must be an informer since he continuously speaks to them. I am sure he reports on my slightest movement. As long as he will stay in that metallic box, his security will be guaranteed. But I can wait. It's only a matter of time ...

LaceyinPgh
07-21-2006, 03:52 PM
This is why I have dogs.

WebLady
07-21-2006, 08:37 PM
This is why I have dogs.
hahahaha ... I'm with Lacey ;)

Crystal05
07-21-2006, 10:23 PM
This is why I have dogs.

Took the words right out of my mouth.. lol

MOB Karen
07-21-2006, 10:32 PM
I also have 2 dogs that would write their diaries just like this dog did. But Dora (my cat) is so independent and regal. I think she honestly believes she is better than her brothers (my dogs). She probably thinks she's better than me too. I have to love her for that! :D

rainbowtreat
07-23-2006, 10:58 AM
I have cats. THey want our attention all the time. One has to sleep with me and the other sleeps with my daughter. If I go upstairs for any reason they are both right behindme. I can not even go the the bathroom without them either running in or waiting just outside the door. They are worse then my kids sometimes lol.

AngelinLove
07-23-2006, 11:05 AM
RAOFLMAO That was so hilarious that I have tears in my eyes!!!!

mariaandmanish
07-23-2006, 02:15 PM
That is truly hysterical! Though, I have to say I have a cat as well... and I think my cat sees me as more his human, than me being his captor. Otherwise, it sounds just like a cat! Their independent streak, while still being incredibly cuddly, is what makes me adore them so much! What can I say, I'm definitely a cat person!

CindySue
07-23-2006, 09:05 PM
Thats sounds about right for our dogs too......
Now our cats....thats a different story....they think they OWN us!!!!!

theweddinghelper
07-23-2006, 09:39 PM
That was so cute! Thanks for sharing it! :)

SueMartin
07-23-2006, 11:28 PM
dogs have owners, cats have staff..

MOB Karen
07-24-2006, 06:10 AM
dogs have owners, cats have staff..

How true!! And don't you just love them for that!!! :D