Little Boys and Gramma's

[countrygirl]

I got this as an email this morn, thought you ladies would enjoy it. I did.

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"



She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."



Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.



A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds!" " and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you"!!

[WhiskeyGirl]

Lol!! Very cute Heather! :)

[SoontobeMrsClark07]

thats so cute! Thanks for sharing! :D

[AngelinLove]

LMAO!!! That is too cute..I can jsut picture it in my head!!!

[MOB Karen]

Being a grandma, I can relate to this. But I don't think I would have assumed that was was he was talking about. LOL!! :D Very cute!!!! Thanks for sharing, Heather!!!

[bnd94]

LOL! That was good Heather.

Not to hijack your thread..... but I got this one this morning and it kinda fits in with your title so I gotta share
:
Grandmas & Grandkids

>
> An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled
with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were
waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was
decorating them with tiger paws.
>
> "You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!" a girl
in the line said to the little fella. Embarrassed, the little boy dropped
his head.
>
> His grandmother knelt down next to him "I love your freckles. When
I was a little girl I always wanted freckles, she said, while tracing her
finger across the child's cheek. "Freckles are beautiful!"
>
> The boy looked up, " Really?"
>
> "Of course," said the grandmother. "Why, just name me one thing
that's prettier than freckles."
>
> The little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his
grandma's face, and softly whispered, "Wrinkles."
>
> **************************************
>
> A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own
childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made
from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We
picked wild raspberries in the woods."
>
> The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said,
"I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
>
> &nb sp; **************************************
>
> My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, Grandma, do you
know how you and God are alike?"
>
> I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
>
> "You're both old," he said.
>
> *********************************
>
> When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied "I'm
not sure."
>
> "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm
four."
>
> ***********************************
>
> ; A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
> They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if
anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and
quoted,
> "Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor's wife."
>
> ***********************************
>
> Our five-year-old son Mark couldn't wait to tell his friend about
the movie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea."
> The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him
wide-eyed.
>
> In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark, "What
caused the submarine to sink?"
>
> With a look of incredulity Mark replied, "Dad, it was the 20,000
leaks!!"
>
> ***************************************
>
> A second grader came home from school and said to her mother,
> "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
>
> The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
> "That's interesting," she said. "How do you make babies?"
>
> "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change "y" to "i" and
add "es."
>
> (Why wouldn't an English teacher love that one?)
******************* *********************
>
> " Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
>
> The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
>
> The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know
what pregnant means?" she asked.
>
> Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a
child."
>
> ********************************************
>
> A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one
morning.
> He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee
in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little
green Army men in the cup. She said "Honey, what are these army men doing in
my coffee?"
>
> Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV, "The best part of
waking up is soldiers in your cup!"
>
> ***********************************
>
> A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of
kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat
of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the
dog's duties.
>
> "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
>
> "No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
>
> A third child brought the argument to a close..."They use the
dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
>