Wedding Day Bloopers

[RevMatty]

Ok ladies, and the few gents we have on here,
Time for some wedding day bloopers I've heard of or seen......

At a recent wedding I officiated..... the bride and groom had a horse drawn carriage to bring them to the reception. After the ride the bride gets off the buggy and pets the horse (we know how much girls love horses). Well in her hand was her boquet. We can already see where this is going. Well everyone was trying to get her attention, when...CHOMP. No more flowers.

Seen at a friends wedding...... We all know how people cry at weddings. At this one the minister needed a box of tissues.

At a lake side wedding I officiated.... After the ceremony the bride and groom wanted photos done on the dock as the sun sat. Well never wear heals on a metal grate dock. In went the bride, and she drug down her husband with her. Whats worse, everyone got it on camera and video.

Emailed from a fellow minister...... He showed up at this hotel to officiate a wedding. He was escorted by the staff to the wedding. "Dearly beloved we are gathered here......Heather and John" Everyone looked at him and someone shouted, "who's John?" The hotel, had booked 2 weddings for that day. Both brides named Heather, one Johnson, the other Johnsen. And at the same time, just opposite sides of the hotel.

At another I did..... the parents of the bride and groom lit the individual candles for the unity candle ceremony, just before I started. Well about half way through, someone yells "FIRE". The ribbon on the candles caught on fire and almost took out the table.

But my favorite.....A very well known minister, started the ceremony. "Dearly beloved......Paul and Rose" Ooooooops, wrong ceremony.













Yes the last one was, you guessed it.............

[chocawhit]

Those are too funny. I would love something funny (not dangerous) to happen at our wedding. Both FH and I are very laid back people, and would enjoy the funny story to tell!

[RevMatty]

Those are too funny. I would love something funny (not dangerous) to happen at our wedding. Both FH and I are very laid back people, and would enjoy the funny story to tell!

When your huby removes the garter from your leg...Blindfold him, but have the best man wear one, and he has to remove it with his teeth. We did that with a good friend of ours. His face was as red as a rose.

[~MrsTyson~]

When your huby removes the garter from your leg...Blindfold him, but have the best man wear one, and he has to remove it with his teeth. We did that with a good friend of ours. His face was as red as a rose.

LMAO!! It doesnt getter any better than that!:rofl:

[chocawhit]

When your huby removes the garter from your leg...Blindfold him, but have the best man wear one, and he has to remove it with his teeth. We did that with a good friend of ours. His face was as red as a rose.

I don't think he is quite that relaxed! He might leave! HaHa! :rofl: I think I could definitely get my mom to do that to embarass him!

[FutureMrsWilson]

When your huby removes the garter from your leg...Blindfold him, but have the best man wear one, and he has to remove it with his teeth. We did that with a good friend of ours. His face was as red as a rose.

:rofl: That is hilarious!!
I've seen a few pranks pulled similar to this - but never using the best man! Although, I have seen mothers/mother-in-laws wearing the garter

[WBandMe]

Well, we didn't have any major bloopers. It was so hot and sticky that DH couldn't get my rings on my finger all the way, so finally I reached up and pulled them on myself and people chuckled a bit.

[FFC]

No major bloopers for us.... and anything that did go wrong we just played it off like it was meant to - like the kids driving the power wheels around the park during the ceremony, rather than parking like they should have :)

Great stories Matty!

[Ninedays9]

Haha, those are pretty good stories. Wedding ministers must see so much interesting stuff. We didn't have any bloopers other than me falling down right before we had the rehearsal.

[RevMatty]

Wedding ministers must see so much interesting stuff.
We see it all. But the best have got to be the little kids. Especially when they do a sand ceremony with the parents. Half the sand in the vase, the other half all over.

[ChristineLS]

Wow... those are too funny! :D Great thread!

I'll get back to you in a week and a half about what goes wrong at mine :rofl:

[Mrs.Goff]

The only thing funny that happened during our wedding that was funny was DH saying "awfully" instead of lawfully. haha

Oh and the champagne cork hit the ceiling and then hit my aunt. She kept it as a keepsake. haha

There were a couple things DH told after that I thought were funny. He said his mom kept telling everyone to pee before lining up because they couldn't go during the ceremony. Then right as the JOP said lets go she told him to wait because she had to pee. lol I thought that was funny.
Also, DH said one of out ring bearers (ages 12 and 13) freaked out right before walking saying "I can't go, I can't do this!" DH said he told him "It's too late now you're on this ride now go!" haha

Nothing funny happened on my side. But I almost went down the aisle without my veil and with chewing gum in my mouth. Ended up just forgetting to remove my E-ring. :bbrolleyes:

[mitch]

Everybody sniggered at one of DH's Middle Names. Plus two people didn't even know his real name is Stephen. :bbeek:

The Witnesses laughed out loud when i said "Husband". My accent drops H's so it came out as "Usband". And they both prompty repeated exactly how i said it.

Went to a Christening the other week where i finally got to see the video a friend took at our Wedding. (It's on their PC at home).
Grandson is heard in the background saying "Love You More Grandad And Nanny-Moo" :soppy:

[f77g4]

Everybody sniggered at one of DH's Middle Names. Plus two people didn't even know his real name is Stephen. :bbeek:

The Witnesses laughed out loud when i said "Husband". My accent drops H's so it came out as "Usband". And they both prompty repeated exactly how i said it.

Went to a Christening the other week where i finally got to see the video a friend took at our Wedding. (It's on their PC at home).
Grandson is heard in the background saying "Love You More Grandad And Nanny-Moo" :soppy:

Aww that is sweet!! :)

Good stories everyone!

[kgvettegirl]

AT my first wedding, the pastor was late getting to parents house, my ex-fil says well someone can just stand in for him and then when he gets here they can do it again. He didn't want to wait for the pastor. My mom told him to keep his shorts on. Love my mom.

[moonrai1980]

At my first wedding my cousin kept telling me that the truck was there and i didn't have to go through with it. But i did, And i really had to go to the bathroom right before the ceremony begin but the bathroom wasn't big enough for 6 people to hold up this horrible dress i wore. So when i walked down the isle I told the minister to hurry up that i had to use the bathroom which i was caught saying it on tape. The ceremony started off with we are here with so and so and do you take each other as husband and wife and that was it. total ceremony was two minutes long. But it was still two hours before i finally a got to the bathroom because everyone wanted to take pictures. i thought i was going to die. My ex husband uncle had taken pain killers because he had just had a chemo treatmeant and had back surgery as well he fell over the minister and was caught on tape falling on 4 or 5 different people. The whole wedding was a huge disaster and mistake. I didn't realize that most of his cousins did illicit drugs but soon found out when the cops arrived for a noise disturbance call and 4 people were arrested. I should have taken my cousin up on her offer to run away.

[lilmsjess]

i have 2, although one was just a prank on the bride...

at my 1st wedding, we had a small poolside ceremony at XDH's best friends house(also the best man)...BM's parents did our wedding, and i and my MOH got ready in their master bed/bath. well, my moh went out, and was supposed to signal me somehow..idk if she ever did, me and my brother(who walked me), were so busy goofin i'd have missed it anyways. so in our video, you can see it's 3 MINUTES till i walk out! meanwile, best man leans into dh's ear and says "you know that big bay window behind the tub? it opens"...:rofl: james had really thought i might have left! now that we're divorced, he always tells me "well, you climbed out the window ;) "

#2-when i was a member of the eagles club, we went to another club for a member's wedding...rather than do the $ dance, each man had to turn over his keys to dance with the bride...afterwards, OUR club president says "ok, now that we're positive only the GROOM has a key to the bride's apt, they're free to leave!"...the way the bride turned red, you'd almost think she thought "omg, i forgot to get his keys back". :rofl: THAT was hilarious...now, they did divorce 3 years later, for unknown reasons ;)

[lilmsjess]

At my first wedding my cousin kept telling me that the truck was there and i didn't have to go through with it. But i did, And i really had to go to the bathroom right before the ceremony begin but the bathroom wasn't big enough for 6 people to hold up this horrible dress i wore. So when i walked down the isle I told the minister to hurry up that i had to use the bathroom which i was caught saying it on tape. The ceremony started off with we are here with so and so and do you take each other as husband and wife and that was it. total ceremony was two minutes long. But it was still two hours before i finally a got to the bathroom because everyone wanted to take pictures. i thought i was going to die. My ex husband uncle had taken pain killers because he had just had a chemo treatmeant and had back surgery as well he fell over the minister and was caught on tape falling on 4 or 5 different people. The whole wedding was a huge disaster and mistake. I didn't realize that most of his cousins did illicit drugs but soon found out when the cops arrived for a noise disturbance call and 4 people were arrested. I should have taken my cousin up on her offer to run away.

O.M.G. holy ****! well, that's why they call them "1st marriages" lol...you learn the first time, and make it right the 2nd...or in my case, *3rd*:bbeek:

[moonrai1980]

O.M.G. holy ****! well, that's why they call them "1st marriages" lol...you learn the first time, and make it right the 2nd...or in my case, *3rd*:bbeek:

Ya that was the craziest family i ever met. But i think i've chosen right this time. no craziness no drama.

[kgvettegirl]

RC calls them my practice husbands. LOL He is my only "real" husband.

[amisteratwisterandme]

RC calls them my practice husbands. LOL He is my only "real" husband.
How sweet!

[NOTKT]

There are some pretty funny stories here! I can't think of anything off hand...