Things Kids Say...

[amisteratwisterandme]

My 4 year old neice went to her first day of preschool yesterday and her and her friend Jack were playing house with the plastic kitchen and plastic food and such.

Jack said to her: "Raedyn, I'm hungry, you better fix me something to eat."

Her reply: "You better fix it yourself! Do I look like your maid?" :rofl:

The teacher was telling Rae's mom about this, and said that she wanted to say something about where did she hear that from, but decided that Jack also heard what he said at home and maybe he needed to hear what Rae said.

[chocawhit]

That is hysterical! Kids are so funny because they are so honest. I wish we could keep that as we got older!

[MrsDM]

Hahaha!! That is great!

[gwenshack]

Ok, I say LOL a lot, but I literally did just laugh out loud. :)

[Deanna2112001]

Landen asked if I pooped when I came out of the restroom at Apple Bees.. lol

Everyone looked at me.. Including a cute guy standing there.. :bbredface:

[starsthrumysoul]

Lol... LOVE it.

When my cousin was little, right around the time he started reading, his mom (my aunt P) took a few classes at a local college called Monroe College. She had a sticker in her car that had the name of the college.

One day they were in a restaurant, and the waitress was talking to my little cousin about how he can read. And he said "earlier I read in the car. My mom goes to Moron college." They all had a laugh about it.

[ChibiAiChan]

oh kids... I seriously lol'd

My little cousin katie, when she was even smaller, was at my grandma's house (to her it's big grandma's house lol) and she had to go potty. Well we are all talking and having tea and all of a sudden she comes out yelling all excited "I pee'd a fly!!!"

...apparently there was a fly in the potty lol

[Deanna2112001]

I have told this story before.. But speaking of kids doing and saying silly things.

When we first started potty training landen. He stood up on is lil stool. Peed and then grabs the toilet paper and wipes his butt. I laughed and said.. " Landen, you didnt poop.. you peed.

He then looks down at the toilet paper.. says.. "OH" And then blows his nose on the it.

I laughed so hard.. I fell on the bathroom sink..

[chocawhit]

He then looks down at the toilet paper.. says.. "OH" And then blows his nose on the it.

I laughed so hard.. I fell on the bathroom sink..

Oh my goodness! I LOL'd so loud I woke my 12 yo dog! That is priceless.

[Deanna2112001]

Oh my goodness! I LOL'd so loud I woke my 12 yo dog! That is priceless.

I know.. lol.. I must of told that story to everyone I talked to for 2 months after the fact.

[amisteratwisterandme]

Those stories are all great!

[Mrs.Goff]

LOL, I just laughed so hard my drink came out my nose. These are great.

Along time ago my little cousin who was 2 was sitting in my lap and turned to me and said "Me p*ssed." I looked at her and said no you didn't you're not wet and don't say that word. Boy did I speak to soon, right then I felt this strange hot fluid start running across my lap and down my legs.:bbeek: She turned at look at me again stuck out her tongue and said "Me told you SOOO!" I sat there in shock while my mom and hers were LOL.


Oh one more. MIL told me this story about DH that I thought was hilarious. When he was 2 or 3 his grandfather scared the living daylights out of him. His granddad has false teeth and when DH was a infant he would laugh when his grand dad would push out his teeth ( they would fall out, they would just be sticking out). Well this time he did it and DH started screaming and ran off yelling " Mommy, mommy he trying to eat me ... no, no, no, don't eat me I don't taste good. Mommy tell him I'm nasty." I about died laughing when she told me that.

[lilmsjess]

Ok, I say LOL a lot, but I literally did just laugh out loud. :)


DITTO!!!

even fh lol'd haha!

[mitch]

I know.. lol.. I must of told that story to everyone I talked to for 2 months after the fact.

And no doubt tell it again when he gets married. :rofl:

My Niece used to point at my Angus Young (AC/DC Guitarist) picture and say.
"Look, there's Fungus Lung". :)

[WBandMe]

Oh, these are so funny!

I have a friend whose cousin, when he was 4 years old, came downstairs in his tighty-whities holding himself and asked his mom if she could buy him boxer shorts like his dad's. She asked him why and, still holding himself, he said to her that in his current underwear, "My peanut sticks to my leg!"

And this one, DH was a little older when it happened, but I'm not sure how old, and I don't think I will ever stop laughing about it. I don't know what he had done wrong, but his mom had him bend over her knee so she could spank him (you know, back when parents could still do that :huh:). She brought her hand up and and as she was bringing it to his behind he said, "Activating internal defense mechanism!" then farted!

[WebLady]

Sometimes my niece says funny things; I just can't think of anything particular right now.

And this one, DH was a little older when it happened, but I'm not sure how old, and I don't think I will ever stop laughing about it. I don't know what he had done wrong, but his mom had him bend over her knee so she could spank him (you know, back when parents could still do that :huh:). She brought her hand up and and as she was bringing it to his behind he said, "Activating internal defense mechanism!" then farted!
I LOL'd at that one ;)

[brendalin]

LOL!!! I have been having one of those days and was really looking for something like this! Too funny!

[starsthrumysoul]

Two more..

When I was in high school, I went with friends to Myrtle Beach. We stayed with one friend's sister, her husband and daughter, who was about 2 at the time. We were driving somewhere one day and Paige (the little girl) kept hitting my friend from her carseat. Her mom saw this and started yelling at Paige, who immediately burst into tears. Halfway through the scold, Paige said something under her breath. Her mom said "what?" Paige mumbled again. Again, her mom said "what?" The third time she yelled it: "There's a piece of a truck!" Outside there was a semi that didn't have anything on the back of it, so it was just the very front of the truck. We all burst out laughing, and to this day every time I see a truck like that I think "There's a piece of a truck."

My brother, now 21, is JUST able to tell people this story (I don't know why he's embarassed.. he was young, and it's cute). When I would have dance lessons, my mom and my brother would wait for me and sometimes drive around. They used to go to this road that we called the "rollercoaster road" because it was up and down the entire way. One day, after driving down the road, my brother spoke up and said to my mom "Mommy, that makes my wiener tickle!" To this day, everyone I know has heard that story...

[fireprincess2009]

Thanks for all the laughs ladies - I could use them today.

This story is about me and I wouldn't remember if my family hadn't told it a million times...When I was was little my father used to take us out on his fishing boat on the lake a lot. One evening, I was getting really tired and I lay on the front of the boat looking up at the sky and saw tons of birds flying overhead. I said, "Look, it's an orchard of seagulls!"

[FFC]

Great stories ladies!

One day when my little brother was about 6, we had Shania Twain blasting. You can guess what song came on: "Man, I feel like a woman".

My brother was singing his heart out to that song. It was so cute!

However, immature me and my big brother made fun of him for "feeling like a woman" and I don't think I've ever heard him sing since. It was cute hearing him sing it though :)

[chocawhit]

I remember a story of my cousin. She was a little older (reading really well), and we were in New York at a horse show. We went to the food stand to get lunch. After reading the menu she walked up to the counter and said "I would like the anus burger." The guy at the window, the people standing beside us, and I all went dead silent. I corrected her mistake, and she was said that she thought it was a fancy burger so the 'g' was silent. We laughed about that for the rest of the show, and she still gets asked if she would like that specialty burger.

[FFC]

OH i got one:

Morgan, Matt's cousin's 4 year old daughter has an older brother, Nolan who is 6. Well, Nolan likes to pick on Morgan discreetly, so that when Morgan retaliates, her retaliation is the only thing that everyone sees. Hardly anyone ever actually sees Nolan picking on her. So, she's about had it. She knows she's not supposed to use bad words, so she figured out that she could "make up" her own bad word.

Last week Nolan was picking on Morgan, so Morgan yells "NOLAN! You're a CRACK!"

:rofl: Needless to say she did get a time out and told that it's not nice to call Nolan names - even if she did make up the name :rofl:

[Nekochanpurr]

OMG, i love threads like this!! XD

This isn't something my cousin said.. But when he was REALLY little, he was playing dinosaur with my nanny (she was watching him). Well, she was doing something.. and all of a sudden she feels a pain.. He bit her straight in the booty! Cuz he was a dinosaur. Haha. XD

[lilmsjess]

OMG, i love threads like this!! XD

This isn't something my cousin said.. But when he was REALLY little, he was playing dinosaur with my nanny (she was watching him). Well, she was doing something.. and all of a sudden she feels a pain.. He bit her straight in the booty! Cuz he was a dinosaur. Haha. XD

ok, not joking, i SO just had to dig for alex's baby wipes, because i spit mountain dew on the computer screen :rofl:

something a little TMI-when alex was about 3 weeks old, i went to change his diaper...well, i was a little too quick...my son pooped in my hand! and i had no choice but to hold it there, b/c fh hadn't brought me the diapar yet! yep, my child has definitely s*** on me! oh, not one drop on my leg, the couch, NOPE...just IN MOMMY'S HAND!