Joke Thread...

[MOB Karen]

I thought we could start a joke thread, so if you guys hear a joke, you can come and post it here. That way, we document some good jokes without forgetting them.



1st Joke:

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two
'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.

His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room,
he hears his friend shouting out cries of ......
"Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!",
Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!",
Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!",....all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the bed."

[MOB Karen]

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction given by the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls out one of the nuns."Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"