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MOB Karen
07-03-2006, 10:44 PM
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Alaska: Jeez, it's cold.
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: Everything is smaller here!
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Florida: America's wang
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Hampshire: Just like Old Hampshire, but newer
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Ohio: Where one of your dad's friends lives
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Vermont: Gettin' busy with New Hampshire since 1791
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)

Kacie_bride
07-03-2006, 10:48 PM
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

That one hit the nail on the head!

MOB Karen
07-03-2006, 10:50 PM
And this is Arizona, which is perfect!!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

MOB Karen
07-03-2006, 10:51 PM
Arkansas is hilarious!! I love it!!

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

MOB Karen
07-03-2006, 10:53 PM
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" LOL!!!!

Kacie_bride
07-03-2006, 10:53 PM
Arkansas is hilarious!! I love it!!

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

Our roommate was born in Arkansas and we tease him all the time about it! All in good fun though, Arkansas is actually a very beautiful state.

MOB Karen
07-03-2006, 10:56 PM
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared) OMG!!!!!

katieandalex
07-04-2006, 11:39 AM
Again, Iowa's...what a joke! "We do amazing things with corn." No we really don't....we grow it, eat it and make ethanol fuel out of it for cleaner air...not very amazing if you ask me.

WebLady
07-04-2006, 01:23 PM
Oh these are funny!

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids *this is just sad, I love Florida*
Florida: America's wang :bblol:

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism *Well there are alot of crazy fundy's out here, but it isn't fun ;)

Jenn060306
07-04-2006, 01:46 PM
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared) OMG!!!!!

OMG is what i was thinking!!! lol!

Someone told me this joke a long time ago....
Why do scottsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zippers! :bbeek: :bbeek: :bbeek:

katieandalex
07-04-2006, 08:11 PM
OMG is what i was thinking!!! lol!

Someone told me this joke a long time ago....
Why do scottsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zippers! :bbeek: :bbeek: :bbeek:

Ahhh! Thats really bad! LOL!

brewsells
07-05-2006, 09:40 AM
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

I love it!

CindySue
07-05-2006, 10:08 AM
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

That one hit the nail on the head!
And Im sitting here thinking thats just wrong!

AngelinLove
07-05-2006, 10:15 AM
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

This is funny....but I seriously believe that at this point they are the ones trying to defend our invasion...lol!!! After John Kerry lost everybody I knew in MI that voted Democrat...which was pretty much everyone I worked with...said that they were moving to Canada...lol!!!!

WhiskeyGirl
07-05-2006, 10:20 AM
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

This is funny....but I seriously believe that at this point they are the ones trying to defend our invasion...lol!!! After John Kerry lost everybody I knew in MI that voted Democrat...which was pretty much everyone I worked with...said that they were moving to Canada...lol!!!!

Canada is a nice place to live! :wink: lol

cowboysbride
07-05-2006, 05:53 PM
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! True so true...present company exlcuded tyvm! I have all mah teeth, got a callige duhgree and only go barefutted if the dawg runs off wif my flipflops!

Too funny Karen, Laugh and the world laughs with you!

MOB Karen
07-05-2006, 05:58 PM
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! True so true...present company exlcuded tyvm! I have all mah teeth, got a callige duhgree and only go barefutted if the dawg runs off wif my flipflops!

Too funny Karen, Laugh and the world laughs with you!

Did you see Arkansas? It's so funny!! I love when States can find humor with themselves!!

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

WhiskeyGirl
07-05-2006, 07:37 PM
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! True so true...present company exlcuded tyvm! I have all mah teeth, got a callige duhgree and only go barefutted if the dawg runs off wif my flipflops!

Too funny Karen, Laugh and the world laughs with you!

You make me giggle Sista!! :)