rainbowtreat
07-01-2006, 06:22 PM
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
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>(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
>chips and dip coming.
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> - Alan, age 10
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>(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
>God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
>stuck with.
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> - Kristen, age 10
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>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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>(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
>then.
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> - Camille, age 10
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>(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
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> - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
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>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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>(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
>the
>same kids.
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> - Derrick, age 8
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>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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>(1) Both don't want any more kids.
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> - Lori, age 8
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>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
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>(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each
>other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
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> - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
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>(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
>them interested enough to go for a second date.
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> - Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)
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>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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>(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
>and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
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> -Craig, age 9
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>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
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>(1) When they're rich.
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> - Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)
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>(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>that.
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> - Curt, age 7 (Good Point)
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>(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them
>and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
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> - Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)
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>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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>(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
>going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
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> - Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)
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>(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
>to clean up after them.
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> - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
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>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
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>(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
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> - Kelvin, age 8
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>And the #1 Favourite is ..........
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>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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>(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
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> - Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)
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>(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
>chips and dip coming.
>
> - Alan, age 10
>
>
>
>(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
>God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
>stuck with.
>
> - Kristen, age 10
>
>
>
>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
>
>
>(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
>then.
>
> - Camille, age 10
>
>
>
>(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
>
> - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
>
>
>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
>
>
>(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
>the
>same kids.
>
> - Derrick, age 8
>
>
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
>
>
>(1) Both don't want any more kids.
>
> - Lori, age 8
>
>
>
>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
>
>
>(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each
>other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>
> - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
>
>
>(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
>them interested enough to go for a second date.
>
> - Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)
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>
>
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
>
>
>(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
>and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>
> -Craig, age 9
>
>
>
>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
>
>
>(1) When they're rich.
>
> - Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)
>
>
>
>(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>that.
>
> - Curt, age 7 (Good Point)
>
>
>
>(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them
>and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>
> - Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)
>
>
>
>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
>
>
>(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
>going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
>
> - Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)
>
>
>
>(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
>to clean up after them.
>
> - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
>
>
>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
>
>
>(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>
> - Kelvin, age 8
>
>
>
>And the #1 Favourite is ..........
>
>
>
>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
>
>
>(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
>
> - Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)
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