How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

[MOB Karen]

LOVE - - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - - when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

LOVE - - when intercourse is called making love.
LUST - - all other times.
MARRIAGE - - what's intercourse?

LOVE - - when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - - when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - - when you argue over money.

LOVE - - when you share everything you own.
LUST - - when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
MARRIAGE - - when the bank owns everything.

LOVE - - when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - - when the relationship is over, if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - - what's a climax?

LOVE - - when you phone each other just to say "Gidday".
LUST - - when you phone each other just to arrange sex.
MARRIAGE - - when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.

LOVE - - when you write poems about your partner.
LUST - - when all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - - when all you write are checks.

LOVE - - when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST - - when you couldn't give a sh*t.
MARRIAGE - - when your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - - when your farewell is "I love you darling ..."
LUST - - when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE - - when your farewell is silent.

LOVE - - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - - when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
MARRIAGE - - when you never see each other awake.

LOVE - - when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - - when your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE - - when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

LOVE - - when nobody else matters.
LUST - - when nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - - when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

LOVE - - when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - - when it's just the same mushy old sh*t.
MARRIAGE - - when you never listen to music.

LOVE - - when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - - when staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - - when just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE - - when you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST - - when you're only interested in one thing.
MARRIAGE - - when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score.

[WebLady]

Funny ... but it is sad that some ppl think that marriage ends your life, or at least your sex life. I plan on having a long and happy sex life ;)

[AngelinLove]

That was cute...depressing, but cute!!!!

[MOB Karen]

That was cute...depressing, but cute!!!!

I know, they always makes jokes about marriage being miserable. If it was so miserable, why do so many people do it? I'm sure there are some bad marriages in this world, but I think the good ones far outweigh the bad ones. It's just the bad ones are the ones that are talked about so much. I'm sure some of these apply to some people, but not to most people. :)

[hummingbird521]

Well i must be in love and lust. haha. that was cute.

[WhiskeyGirl]

Yeah marriage really isn't like that! lol. Only some of them come close to true for marriage. and you're right Karen, you only hear about the bad marriages never about the good. Like we are always hearing about how Matt's SIL's brother's (that was vague! lol) marriage didn't make it to a year and here we are 15 days shy of a year but you don't hear people talking about our marriage. they're only gossiping about the marriage that didn't make it to nine months!! lol