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MOB Karen
06-30-2006, 12:10 PM
WAL-MART GREETER



A very unattractive, nasty, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her
two kids.

The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?

The ugly woman says, "Hell no! The oldest one, he's nine, and the younger
one,
she's seven. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"Hell no", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid
twice!"
countrygirl
06-30-2006, 12:11 PM
That is hilarious!!!
tha_mrs
06-30-2006, 12:12 PM
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AngelinLove
06-30-2006, 12:13 PM
Wow....that is funny, but it would have been even funnier if that really happened and you were there...I probably would have busted out laughing right in front of her. I mean it's not like she could really hit the greeter or anything...I mean 9 out of ten of them are 150 years old or mentally challenged or both!!!
countrygirl
06-30-2006, 12:15 PM
Josh calls Walmart the circus, because there are always freaks in there.
Kacie_bride
07-01-2006, 12:09 AM
That's great! I think it's really funny when the greeters are checking receipts when you leave too. There is this one old man at our Wal-Mart that is on an oxygen tank. What is he going to do, run you down and hit you with the tank? It's hilarious.
katieandalex
07-01-2006, 08:18 AM
Hehe, thats too funny!
WhiskeyGirl
07-01-2006, 11:29 AM
Wow~ You guys mean the greeters actually work in your cities/towns. Lmao! they sure as heck don't here!! The beeper thing goes off and they all stand there and stare like it's an anomaly of God or something!! Lmao.
rainbowtreat
07-01-2006, 04:52 PM
That was funny. But liek some oen said if somethign happenen and you were there to see it it would be funnier.

Well I was not there but my freind was when she was working in the bank in the grocery store when this happened. There was a little boy about 4 I think with his mom. There was a very large woman in front of them. Something went off like a beep noise of a cell phone or somthing around them. The little boy said to his mom " Look out mommy she's backing up". My freind said his mom appolgized to the lady and had to leave the store because she jsut could not stop laughing. Could you imagine. I mean I think I would have lost it. I dont think I would have been able to say anothing to any one.