True Love....

[MOB Karen]

Ahhhhhhh.....

what marriage is all about...

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.
The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries,
dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink,
his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger,
the people around them kept looking over and whispering.
You could tell they were thinking,
"That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table.
He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin,
the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked
"What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered, "The teeth."

[countrygirl]

That is so funny. Wrong, but funny.

[CindySue]

That is so funny. Wrong, but funny.
Thats what i was thinking too!!!!

[countrygirl]

Thats what i was thinking too!!!!

I know, I mean, c'mon, he should have let her use the teeth first!!!!:bblol:

[MOB Karen]

I know, I mean, c'mon, he should have let her use the teeth first!!!!:bblol:

Great one, Heather!! It's early, and you are already on a roll!!!

[CindySue]

I know, I mean, c'mon, he should have let her use the teeth first!!!!:bblol:
Well maybe he was just warming them up for her?

[cowboysbride]

LOL, ewwwwwwwwww! I'll share a drink with Eric...thank Goodness we have good Dental Insurance!!!!!!!

[countrygirl]

Well maybe he was just warming them up for her?

Nothing like warm teeth I guess. Maybe it makes it easier to bite thru food that way!!!!

And Karen, I hit Starbucks this morn, I am good for a few hours.

[WhiskeyGirl]

I've had that emailed to me but I couldn't remember how it ended...lol. Thanks for the laugh this morning Karen!! :)

[AngelinLove]

That was funny...in a twisted sort of way...but funny all the same. I wonder what happens when one of them dies...I mean I would n't want to be buried without any teeth, but then again......

[countrygirl]

That was funny...in a twisted sort of way...but funny all the same. I wonder what happens when one of them dies...I mean I would n't want to be buried without any teeth, but then again......

And what if one of them dies w the teeth in thier mouth? Will the other really want them back?????

[CindySue]

And what if one of them dies w the teeth in thier mouth? Will the other really want them back?????
Hey Heather...thats a good point. What if one is buried with them, and the will gives them to the other, but it isnt read until after the funeral. Are they going to dig the dead one up just the get the teeth back?

[MOB Karen]

Hey Heather...thats a good point. What if one is buried with them, and the will gives them to the other, but it isnt read until after the funeral. Are they going to dig the dead one up just the get the teeth back?

Whoa!! You guys are really giving this scenario a lot of thought! LOL!!:bblol:

[countrygirl]

It's your fault Karen, you started it!!!!

[cowboysbride]

It's your fault Karen, you started it!!!!

Holy Moly Heather, Don't you WORK????

[WebLady]

That was funny ;)

I know, I mean, c'mon, he should have let her use the teeth first!!!!:bblol:
:bblol:

[countrygirl]

Holy Moly Heather, Don't you WORK????

Ummmmmmmmm, no, not today. Although, I am on the clock.

[CindySue]

Ummmmmmmmm, no, not today. Although, I am on the clock.
Im secretly not working also.......

[countrygirl]

Im secretly not working also.......

That's ok, my 'boss', who is also my BM and also getting married two weeks after me was 'working' as hard as I was earlier. Now she is out tasting food for her reception.

[WhiskeyGirl]

I have to laugh at the thoughts you Ladies have put into this joke. I never quite thought about what if one dies and has the teeth in!! lol. Can you imagine, they're lowering the casket and the wife runs up screaming she needs her teeth!! lol

[CindySue]

I have to laugh at the thoughts you Ladies have put into this joke. I never quite thought about what if one dies and has the teeth in!! lol. Can you imagine, they're lowering the casket and the wife runs up screaming she needs her teeth!! lol
Wow......didnt think of that!!!!

[countrygirl]

Wow......didnt think of that!!!!

That would be pretty funny. Everyone thinks she is cryin over her beloved spouse, when really, she is crying over her teeth being burried.:bawling:

[WhiskeyGirl]

That would be pretty funny. Everyone thinks she is cryin over her beloved spouse, when really, she is crying over her teeth being burried.:bawling:

Lol...exactly!!! :)

[AngelinLove]

This joke just took on a life of its own, huh!!!

[countrygirl]

This joke just took on a life of its own, huh!!!

Maybe we should name the couple. How about Mertle and Herbert.

[AngelinLove]

Yeah...I think Myrtle and Herbert sounds good!!!

[countrygirl]

Yeah...I think Myrtle and Herbert sounds good!!!

Myrtle and Herbert it is, but they need a last name.

[AngelinLove]

What about Herbert and Myrtle Finster!!!!

[theweddinghelper]

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Very funny joke by the way, Karen!:bbmrgreen:





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