The Fairy

[countrygirl]

Hi Ladies, I was sent this this morning, and thought I would pass it along.
Enjoy!!!

>Women Fairies
>
>
>
>A married couple in their early 60s was out
>celebrating their 35th
>wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little
>restaurant.
>Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on
their
>table and said,
>"For being such an exemplary married couple and for
>being faithful to
>each other for all this time, I will grant you each a
>wish."
>"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling
>husband" said
>the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!
-
>two tickets for
>the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
>Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a
>moment and said:
>"Well,
>this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like
>this will
>never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is
to
>have a wife 30
>years younger than me. " The wife, and
>the fairy, were
>deeply
>disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
>So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! -the
>husband became 92
>years old.
>The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful
>should remember
>fairies are females

[AngelinLove]

HAHAHA...LMAO...that was too cute...I am gonna have to pass that one along to my girls!!!

[MOB Karen]

Hilarious!!! I loved it!! Boy, did he get what he deserved!! Thanks for sharing this, Heather!!

[countrygirl]

Anytime. I figured we could all use a good laugh to finish a hell of a long week.

[CindySue]

That was cute Heather!!! Thanks for sharing!!
I had one that was similar about the wife being granted 3 wishes, but whatever she wished, the husband got 10 times more.

[Kacie_bride]

I love it! I am going to have to copy it and put it on my website. I think it is great!

[Jenn060306]

lol that was cute. Thanks for sharing :D

[WebLady]

LOL *men* :bbrolleyes: good one ;)

[usahgrad]

That was pretty funny. The name of this thread reminded me of a song. Ok, it's not really the same type of fairy, but that's what the thread name reminded me of. (By the way, I hope this doesn't offend anyone, I just think it's kind of funny.)

Fairy Story
By: O Danny Girls

In days of old,
When knights were bold,
There lived a fearsome dragon.
And the King he was in great distress
For his country's spirit's laggin'.
Until there came a handsome knight;
He was dashin', young and charmin'.
And he slew the dragon with his sword,
And a smile that was so disarmin'.

With a hey and a ho and a hey nonny no,
And a smile that was so disarmin'.

Said the King, "I wish to know your name."
Said the knight, "Sir do not bother."
"Yea, variably one knight," said he,
"Is the same as any other."
The king then said,
"In my daughter's bed
Tonight you'll take your leasure.
And you'll be rewarded for your deed
With a night of undaunted pleasure."

With a hey and a ho and a hey nonny no,
With a night of undaunted pleasure.

One daughter she had golden hair,
Was a maiden young and chaste.
And she slept all night
in the pale moonlight
Naked to her waist.
The other daughter was so fair,
The fairest in the town,
And she slept all night
In the pale moonlight
Naked from her small waist down.

With a hey and a ho and a hey nonny no,
Naked from her small waist down.

Now the knight he stayed for many hours,
Inside the castle walls.
But the ending to this story
Is not what it seems at all!
For in neither bed of either maid
Was he repaid for his glory.
For he slept all night with the king instead,
For this is a fairy story!

With a hey and a ho and a hey nonny no,
For this is a fairy story.