What's your new name?

[Amber818]

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we're honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.

My new name is:
Doombah Dippintush

1. Use the 3rd letter of your FIRST name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the 2nd letter of your LAST name to determine the *first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o =potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v =pickle
w =hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the 3rd letter of your LAST name to determine the *second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Put more laughter in your day!

[MOB Karen]

I am Dorfus Dippintush. I like it!!

[Amber818]

I am Dorfus Dippintush. I like it!!

Doombah and Dorfus!! Love it!! :D

[WhiskeyGirl]

Snickle Chickenface! (married name)

How lame! lol. I wish it was better.

Maiden name:

Snickle Farklesniffer


(Not much better! lol)

[MOB Karen]

Doombah and Dorfus!! Love it!! :D


What will your married name be, Am?

[Amber818]

What will your married name be, Am?

My married name will be:
Doombah Chuckledoodle

My FH's will be:
Snooty Chuckledoodle

And now for the first time as husband and wife Mr. and Mrs. Chuckledoodle!!!

LOL

[CindySue]

I got that exact email from my MiL today.
Im Sloopy Dippinlips :bbconfused: , but i guess its better than Brian's: Dorky Dippinlips!

[cowboysbride]

Hello!!!! I am Farcus Gizzardsprinkles, soon to be Mrs. Farcus Farkledunkin...:bbeek: and please meet my husband; Dorky Farkledunkin:bbmrgreen:

lmao, I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. EXCELLENT POST AMBER

[countrygirl]

My maiden name is now, Snickle Gizzardsprinkles

My married name will be Snickle Chucklesdoodle

My FH's name will now be Snooty Chucklesdoodle

"Presenting Mr. and Mrs. Snotty Chucklesdoodle."

I like Mr. and Mrs. Joshua Murray Better!!!!!!

[AngelinLove]

Maiden Name - Dumbo Dippendunkin

Married Name - Dumbo Dippendoodle

FH Name - Doofus Dippendoodle

Wonderful...all the way around lol!!!

[Jenn060306]

lol!
I am Ms. Sloppy Farklepants, in 10 days i will be Mrs. Sloopy Dippinboob. LOL! My fiance's name is Dorfus Dippinboob. Have you met him?!?! LOL!
I loooove it! I can't wait to tell dorfus his new name!!! :D

[WhiskeyGirl]

lol!
I am Ms. Sloppy Farklepants, in 10 days i will be Mrs. Sloopy Dippinboob. LOL! My fiance's name is Dorfus Dippinboob. Have you met him?!?! LOL!
I loooove it! I can't wait to tell dorfus his new name!!! :D

Lol say hi to Dorfus for me!!! lmao! You have me killing myself laughing Jenn!

[CindySue]

lol!
I am Ms. Sloppy Farklepants, in 10 days i will be Mrs. Sloopy Dippinboob. LOL! My fiance's name is Dorfus Dippinboob. Have you met him?!?! LOL!
I loooove it! I can't wait to tell dorfus his new name!!! :D
Hey we ought to introduce your Dorfus to my Dorky.....they would get along GREAT!!!!!
Hey Snickle (Shawna) whats your mans name? He can join the party too!!!!
If youre Dippinboob, and Im Dippinlips.....are we related?

[StaceyMc]

My name is: Snickle Battynose

My married name would be: Snickle Farkleface
My FH's name is: Cheesey Farkleface

I can't wait to go home and tell Joe that I've renamed him Cheesey.

[countrygirl]

My name is: Snickle Battynose

My married name would be: Snickle Farkleface
My FH's name is: Cheesey Farkleface

I can't wait to go home and tell Joe that I've renamed him Cheesey.

Cheesey is pretty good!!!

[LizabethDavis]

My name now...Dorky ChickenSnoodle
Married name Dorky DippinFrack

Pat's is Tootsie Dippinfrack!

[WhiskeyGirl]

Hey we ought to introduce your Dorfus to my Dorky.....they would get along GREAT!!!!!
Hey Snickle (Shawna) whats your mans name? He can join the party too!!!!
If youre Dippinboob, and Im Dippinlips.....are we related?

I'll have to ask Tootsie Chickenface if he'd like to join us. Don;t you think he'll love his new name?? We'll just have to rush right down to the DMV (I think thats where he can change it) and change it right AWAY!! lol

[AllyM1]

I'm Boobie Hampsterhump...

Married name will be Boobie Bubblelips...

Don't know which one is worse, but they're both funny!

FH's is Dinky Bubblelips..

[Kacie_bride]

I'm Goober Waffle Brains

With my name that I will have when I marry Justin it will be

Goober Dippin Chunks-ewwww sounds pretty gross

Justin would be Snooty Dippin Chunks

[WhiskeyGirl]

I'm Boobie Hampsterhump...

Married name will be Boobie Bubblelips...

Don't know which one is worse, but they're both funny!

FH's is Dinky Bubblelips..

Yours has to be THE BEST so far! lol

Hello Ms Hamsterhump!

[Hayz]

Maiden Name: Dinky Chickentush
Married Name: Dinky Gizzarddoodle
Husbands Name: Snickle Gizzarddoodle

[CindySue]

Yours has to be THE BEST so far! lol

Hello Ms Hamsterhump!
I have to agree......hers IS the best!!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_138.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414CPUS)





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[sarahomalley]

maiden name- Dorfus Bubblebutt
married name- Dorfus Chickenchunks
husbands name- Snickle Chickenchunks

I love this post!!!!

[ikkin510]

My name now: Goober Dippinshorts
FH's name: Crusty PottySquirt (Um, ok....no)
After I'm married Goober PottySquirt