rainbowtreat
05-23-2006, 12:00 PM
OK no one get offened I am a blonde and I love these stupid blonde jokes, here is a new one I have not heard before
>I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
>allow me to take a leave.
>
>I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then she would tell me to
>take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
>noises.
>
>My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
>
>I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
>would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
>
>A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
>are you doing?"
>
>I told her I was a light bulb. She said "You are clearly stressed
>out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
>When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
"...And where do you think you're going?"
>(You're going love this.....)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't
>work in the dark!"
>I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
>allow me to take a leave.
>
>I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then she would tell me to
>take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
>noises.
>
>My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
>
>I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
>would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
>
>A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
>are you doing?"
>
>I told her I was a light bulb. She said "You are clearly stressed
>out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
>When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
"...And where do you think you're going?"
>(You're going love this.....)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't
>work in the dark!"