Funny things.....

[rainbowtreat]

I remembered something funny that was said to me once while working at Dunkin Donuts back in high school. I wanted to share. Please share your funny moments. Things that happened or were said or you saw.


It was just me and the baker at the time. A very slow night. ( I worekd at DD before all the fancy things they have now, it was a fun easy job. ) There was one customer and they ordered a muffin. As I grabbed the muffin the I asked the person if they wanted it heated. Their exact answer was " Do I want to eat it? No I want to take it home and watch TV with it. Oh do I want it heated? Yeah sure."

Even now I was laughing while I was typing it.

I went to heat it up and got to thinking about what was just said to me as it all happened so fast and I had to hold back my laughter. Once the person left I ran out back and laughed harder then I have ever laughed in my life I think. I tried to tell the baker what was so funny but every time I started to say it I burst out laughing. It took me well over a week before I could even tell any one because every time I tried I just burst out laughing againe. Every one though I was nuts. No one heard it but me and that made it worse. Even now I have to laugh about it.

[BelhurstBride]

haha that's really funny... I probably would have laughed just as hard!

I have a story to share that you guys may not find very funny because you weren't there, but it is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me and I can't talk about it without laughing so hard that I can't breathe.

My family had driven 2 hours to come visit FH and I, and they had my little cousin with them, so we decided to go pumpkin picking. We spent FOREVER in the fields looking for my mom's perfect pumpkin, because she's very very picky. After like an hour of looking, we were all walking back to the car, and all of a sudden the stalk broke off from her pumpkin and it landed on the ground.

Well my dad must have thought that she didn't want it anymore and was just throwing it on the ground, because he starting jogging and KICKED HER PUMPKIN AS HARD AS HE COULD. I can still see it happening and it was soooo hilarious. It all happened so fast too, that nobody could stop him.

My mom just stood there totally confused and I was practically on the ground crying. It was just so funny that she spent so much time finding that pumpkin and then my dad just kicked it as hard as he could because he thought she didn't want it.

I swear it was funny. I wish I had it on tape, because whenever I try to tell people about it they look at me like I'm crazy:grinhappy:

[scarymary48]

Ha, not everyone will find this funny, but my family and I have spent the last 15 years laughing. My aunt and uncle have seven kids. They went to the national park for a family picnic one day, were having a great time, then it was time to come home. Horrifyingly, one of my cousins (9 at the time) was no where to be found. The cops were called, they got out a helicopter to search the park, there were like 70 volunteers searching for my cousin. They searched for hours, and my aunt and uncle were inconsolable. Finally, a police officer convinced them to go home to wait for news there. The whole family, us, grandparents etc headed back to their house...only to find my cousin waiting on the front step, having the biggest sulk ever.
Yep. They had accidently left him behind, and not one of the other 8 members of his family had noticed for the ENTIRE DAY. In fact, they all swore blind that they had seen him doing various things during the day, and it was on this info that the cops were basing their search.
15 years and they still haven't lived it down!

[amisteratwisterandme]

Just yesterday I was babysitting my niece, and when her mom got home we were sitting around talking when the 3 years old started kind of holding her privates. Her mom asked her why she was holding her crotch, and she rolls her eyes and says' "Because I have bugs MOM!" I didn't know whether I should laugh or ask what that was all about. :bbeek:

Apparently by the look on my face, an explanation was needed. She got a mosquito bite on her arm and tummy last week, and kept scratching it. Her mom told her that was why she shouldn't go outside without being dressed properly, because the bugs bit her! So now anytime she has an itch, it is because of the bugs.

She also was present when her daddy was hit in the groin, and he doubled over and said, "Owe, my nuts!" Now she walks around and grabs herself and says Oh my nuts, and bends over!

[mitch]

When i worked in a Butchers for a large Supermarket a customer came over carrying a joint of Topside Beef.

He thrust it towards Me and asked "How Many Will This Feed?"
I said. "Well Sir, if You don't cut it, it will feed One"
"Cut it in half, it feeds Two"
"And if You slice really really thin, it will feed the Five Thousand"

"Are You serious?" He asked.
"I dunno Sir" i replied. "I'm a Vegetarian"

It never answered His question. But i couldn't resist. :rofl:

[vicky_vicky]

ohh!! so funny stories !!! I cant stop laughing!

[starsthrumysoul]

lol, I love this thread :)

Has anyone ever seen the Friends episode where Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, and he's yelling at the screen "It's Count Rushmore!"?

Well....

Last year I was watching Wheel of Fortune in the livingroom, and FH was in our computer room down the hall. It was the bonus round and the clue was:
"_ _ r d s _ f _ _ s d _ m"

... And I was yelling out, at the top of my lungs "It's BIRDS OF WISDOM! BIRDS OF WISDOM!"

FH came down the hallway with a very puzzled look on his face. When they revealed that the answer was "Words of wisdom," we both laughed.. I felt REALLY stupid :-P

[BelhurstBride]

lol, I love this thread :)

Has anyone ever seen the Friends episode where Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, and he's yelling at the screen "It's Count Rushmore!"?

Well....

Last year I was watching Wheel of Fortune in the livingroom, and FH was in our computer room down the hall. It was the bonus round and the clue was:
"_ _ r d s _ f _ _ s d _ m"

... And I was yelling out, at the top of my lungs "It's BIRDS OF WISDOM! BIRDS OF WISDOM!"

FH came down the hallway with a very puzzled look on his face. When they revealed that the answer was "Words of wisdom," we both laughed.. I felt REALLY stupid :-P

haha that made me laugh because I have a very similar story! My senior year of highschool we were playing hangman in one of our classes after a test, and the topic was "movies." I was up at the board, and the clue was _ooki_ of th_ y_ar... and my friend tim yelled "COOKIE OF THE YEAR!!!!!" ... the movie was "Rookie of the Year" :D

[BelhurstBride]

Oooo I have another one!

I have about 4 families that I babysit for on a regular basis, so I have a ton of funny kid stories. Last year I was watching a little 4 year old girl, and the conversation went like this:

Girl: "Erica, do giants live in the sky?"
Me: "No, giants don't live in the sky, but you might see giants that live in the sky in books or in movies"
Girl: *thinks for a minute*, and then says "Oh, well what about that guy from church???"

hahaha, that was the cutest thing I had ever heard. I felt so bad for confusing her, but I didn't realize that she was talking about God until she said that.:grinhappy:

[Ninedays9]

Well, this story might be a little confusing 'cause there's so many parts, but I'll try and make it understandable.

I was having troubles with my cell phone a few years ago, and it said "contact service provider." The only option for calling was "S.O.S." My dad looked at it and thought that calling that would call T-mobile, my cell phone provider at the time. So he tried it, and got 911. He said "Oops, sorry" and hung up.

A week or so later, we were on our way to a family reunion, all 5 of us, packed into a little car. We were discussing Bill Ingvall's "Here's Your Sign" joke for part of the ride. (If you haven't heard of it, it's basically when someone asks a really obvious question, and you answer with a really stupid response... like, say, a truck getting stuck under a bridge, and a police officer asks the truck driver if he got stuck, the truck driver would respond, "Nope I was carrying this bridge and ran out of gas.... Here's your sign.")

At the family reunion, my dad was telling my grandparents about how he got 911 when he called SOS on my phone. He was saying how he thought SOS meant to call the phone company. He finished telling the story, and my brother, who is autistic, blurted out, "Here's your sign!"

I thought it was classicly funny, haha. (Sorry again if that story was confusing.)

[rainbowtreat]

Talking about kids saying funny thing....

A couple of years ago while in our old apartment I was in the bed room on the computer while my kids were trying to figure out what movie to watch. Only about 4 and 6 at the time ( ok over 2 years now wow ) they come into my room. The could not decide on one movie to watch. My daughter ( the older of the 2 ) looks at me and says he wont tell me he has his own brain I can't read his brain. I almost fell over laughing.

My son used to say something every time I would ask him where he heard something he had said. I would say where did you hear that, he would say " I just got up to it."

[caligal85]

When my nephew was three, I went with my parents to visit him and his parents. I wasn't dating FH at the time, so it was just the three of us. We just got there and my brother was doing reintroductions since it had been about a year since we'd seen them. When he was done, my nephew looks at my brother and asks, "Where's Uncle Sara?" Ugh. Thank you nephew.

[Ninedays9]

Here's a cute/funny story... even involving a wedding.

FMIL brought her granddaughter (Eddie's niece) who is 4 to Eddie's cousin's bridal shower. (I couldn't go 'cause I had class.) They were going around, introducing themselves, and the Eddie's niece said her name and then, "And I want to get married, too!"

She was also there when Eddie and I got engaged 'cause all our friends and siblings were... and Eddie's brother didn't have a babysitter. She wanted the cake, and Eddie's brother said, "Hold on, they're having a moment here," about Eddie and I. I didn't hear it, but I guess she said, "I want to have a moment!" Kids can be so cute.

[rainbowtreat]

Ok just not more then 30 mins ago lol, I was sitting at my kitchen table with 2 of my girlfriends. We just finished eating and one of my friends husband was on the computer reading off stupid states laws. We were all comenting on them and what not. Well I had JUST taken a drink of my soda when he read a one from Texas that said it is against the law to milk some one elses cow. I tried my hardest NOT to spit out my drink but I couldn't even think of getting to the sink it happened to fast. My mountain dew went all over the table and I got the friend sitting across from me. It had been a LONG time since something like that has happened to me.


Also earlier today one of those same friends and her 5 yr old son went with my husband and baby to take my older kids to their dads today. We stopped to eat on the way home and stopped at Toy's R Us to check out Halloween costumes. My husband got out of the van before any one esle and headed toward the store to throw some soda cans away. My friends son yelled out of the van hands up sayin gNicholas aren't you going to wait for the rest of us, you didn't look both ways before you crossed the street. I was laughing to hard to hear anything else he said.