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countrygirl

05-05-2006, 10:26 AM

Hi Ladies, I got this in an email this morn, and I thought it was pretty good. I had to pass it along. Most of us have been there at least once in our younger years.

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...........
>
> 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
>
> 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD
AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
> WHILE
> YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE
AROUND.
>
> 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S *** AND HONESTLY
> BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
>
> 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW
LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS
> HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
>
> 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT
WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
> MUCH.
>
> 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN
EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
> PLAY'S
> BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
>
> 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK
SITTING NEXT TO US.
>
> 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY
GOOD AT IT.
>
> 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED
US BY GIVING US JUST
> LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER
TASTE THE GIN.
>
> 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS
STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN
> FLOOR (or the mop?)
>
> 11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN
WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
>
> 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S
THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
> HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
>
> SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE
TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM
> LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY,
MANY ARE TRUE!!
>
> You've been hit by the
>
> |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
> |...BEER TRUCK.........| ||'|";, ___.
> |_..._..._______=3D=3D=3D|=3D||_|__|..., ] -
> "(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

CindySue

05-05-2006, 10:29 AM

Thats cute!!!! Im not going to say how many have been true for me!:bbredface:

countrygirl

05-05-2006, 10:32 AM

Thats cute!!!! Im not going to say how many have been true for me!:bbredface:

I think I lost count by age 22!!!!

MOB Karen

05-05-2006, 10:56 AM

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_4_6.gif Been there, done that!

WhiskeyGirl

05-05-2006, 11:01 AM

Hmmmm...maybe thats why I gave up drinking! lol

CindySue

05-05-2006, 11:05 AM

Hmmmm...maybe thats why I gave up drinking! lol

Yeah....ummmmm...... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_7.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414CPUS)......me too?

http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZNxdm414CPUS (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZNxdm414CPUS)

WhiskeyGirl

05-05-2006, 11:07 AM

Yeah....ummmmm...... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_7.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414CPUS)......me too?

http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZNxdm414CPUS (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZNxdm414CPUS)

LOl....I believe you when millions of others wouldn't! Lol :wink:

CindySue

05-05-2006, 11:13 AM

LOl....I believe you when millions of others wouldn't! Lol :wink:
Thanks Shawna!!!

Jenn060306

05-05-2006, 11:29 AM

LOL tooo funny!
And it TOTALLY is the shoes fault! I can be sotaly tober and my shoes won't cooperate with me!

CindySue

05-05-2006, 11:32 AM

LOL tooo funny!
And it TOTALLY is the shoes fault! I can be sotaly tober and my shoes won't cooperate with me!
ummmmm.....Jenn what do you have in your OJ this morning?

Jenn060306

05-05-2006, 11:34 AM

ummmmm.....Jenn what do you have in your OJ this morning?

lol.... my milk was clean.
i have an issue with being a klutz.

CindySue

05-05-2006, 11:36 AM

lol.... my milk was clean.
i have an issue with being a klutz.
Ok....just checking!
I have my moments with being a klutz too. Most of the time Im fine, but when I have a bad day......boy is it a doozie!
Sorry Heather......didnt mean to hijack!!!!

countrygirl

05-05-2006, 12:04 PM

Ok....just checking!
I have my moments with being a klutz too. Most of the time Im fine, but when I have a bad day......boy is it a doozie!
Sorry Heather......didnt mean to hijack!!!!

I am SO offended, because I would NEVER hijack a thread. Oh, wait.......... I think I did that earlier this morn. My bad!!!:w00t:

CindySue

05-05-2006, 12:07 PM

I am SO offended, because I would NEVER hijack a thread. Oh, wait.......... I think I did that earlier this morn. My bad!!!:w00t:
You are soooo funny..... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414CPUS)

http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZNxdm414CPUS (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZNxdm414CPUS)

countrygirl

05-05-2006, 12:08 PM

You are soooo funny..... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414CPUS)

http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZNxdm414CPUS (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZNxdm414CPUS)+

Yeah, but looks aren't everything you know!!!!!!:bbeek:

brewsells

05-05-2006, 02:54 PM

Sadly, so many of those things are true!! :bbeek: (Am I the only one who has ever sat on the toilet with the lid down!?!)

CindySue

05-05-2006, 03:17 PM

Sadly, so many of those things are true!! :bbeek: (Am I the only one who has ever sat on the toilet with the lid down!?!)
I have 4 kids......thats happens in the middle of the night at my house even when I havent been drinking......or worse...sitting down on a toliet seat thats been "sprinkled"! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_10.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414CPUS)

http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZNxdm414CPUS (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZNxdm414CPUS)

countrygirl

05-05-2006, 03:22 PM

I have 4 kids......thats happens in the middle of the night at my house even when I havent been drinking......or worse...sitting down on a toliet seat thats been "sprinkled"! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_10.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414CPUS)

http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZNxdm414CPUS (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZNxdm414CPUS)

EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhiskeyGirl

05-05-2006, 03:36 PM

WebLady

05-05-2006, 03:45 PM

OMG, LMAO ... I have done or seen others do quite a few of those things ;) But I don't drink like that anymore!

Funny, I haven't had a drink in a little over 2 months ... mostly because I've been on allergy meds :( Sometimes I really want a drink ;)