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Hayz
05-01-2006, 02:23 AM
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!

he put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate mild shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you twit!"

The moral of this story:
Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
Jenn060306
05-01-2006, 02:29 AM
LOL! That is cute!

I would looooove to have a day like that again! Maybe Mark and i will do that one one of our honeymoon adventure weekends! lol.
MOB Karen
05-01-2006, 09:54 AM
That's a cute story. That's waaaaaaaay too much excitement for me in one day. I think the further you get from a particular age group, the harder it would be to handle a day in their shoes. lol Thanks for sharing, Hayz!
CindySue
05-01-2006, 10:25 AM
Brian says he just loves how the poor guy doesnt even get credit for trying!!!!
Kacie_bride
05-01-2006, 11:08 AM
That reminds me of something I saw somewhere. I think it was a comercial. It said, chocolate, it'll make your clothes shrink.
MOB Karen
05-01-2006, 11:09 AM
That reminds me of something I saw somewhere. I think it was a comercial. It said, chocolate, it'll make your clothes shrink.

Cleverly said.
ikkin510
05-01-2006, 11:46 AM
I did something like that for my 21st birthday. I went to the zoo and let me tell you, there is nothing like the zoo to make you feel like a kid again!
That is a cute story Hailey. Definatly wasn't expecting the ending! Poor husband!
AngelinLove
05-01-2006, 01:25 PM
That was just too cute. I am going to have to send that to FH, he will definitely have some sarcastic comeback for me!!
WebLady
05-01-2006, 05:06 PM
HAHAHA ... funny, thanks for sharing ;)
WhiskeyGirl
05-02-2006, 12:19 AM
That was great Hayley! But me I'd like to 5 again...lol.
hummingbird521
05-02-2006, 09:51 AM
that was one of the cutest one's i have read in awhile. i loved it. thanks for making me smile.