My latest and greatest story..(this one is funny)

[MrsDM]

Forget about the stranger in my house and the mouse in my car. Last night I couldn't sleep so I decided to get up and do some wedding stuff. I went into my scrapbooking room, bent over to open a drawer and scraped my butt on a chair that was upside down. I scraped it so bad, it was gushing blood! So, here I am at 11:30 at night, waking Dan up because I needed him to put a band-aid on my butt. It took THREE band-aids to cover it up all the way. And now today, I can't sit right becuase it is sore...:bbredface: Of couse this just cracks everyone up..no pun intended!!

It just hasn't been a good week...

[KMS]

Awww, well the week's almost ever and then it will be the weekend! What a random spot to hurt yourself!

[amisteratwisterandme]

Did you ask him to kiss it to make it better?:rofl:

I probably would have... I can see it now, "Honey, will will you kiss my butt? It hurts" and his reply, "Just go to bed!"

[brendalin]

Did you ask him to kiss it to make it better?:rofl:

I probably would have... I can see it now, "Honey, will will you kiss my butt? It hurts" and his reply, "Just go to bed!"

LOL!!! I can see it now!

You poor thing!

[WebLady]

*snicker* Oh no, I bet that stinks; I am sorry! Hope your butt is better soon!

[Goin2thechapel]

Talk about a pain in the A$$...LMAO

[Scrwballsgrl]

Aw I can't think of a quip, so I'll just say I hope it starts feeling better soon! I agree what a random spot to get hurt:grinhappy:

[mitch]

They say things come in Three's.

Stranger in House.
Mouse in Car.
Chair up ya Butt.

I think you'll be safe to leave the House next week :rofl:

[mitch]

*snicker* Oh no, I bet that stinks; I am sorry! Hope your butt is better soon!

Are You saying Her butt stinks? :rofl:

[MrsDM]

Ok, all your responses just make me laugh - sending well wishes to my butt! LMAO....:rofl::rofl: I guess I should have saw it coming when I posted this!!!!

[mitch]

Ok, all your responses just make me laugh - sending well wishes to my butt! LMAO....:rofl::rofl: I guess I should have saw it coming when I posted this!!!!

Bet ya didn't see the chair coming :rofl:

[MrsDM]

Are You saying Her butt stinks? :rofl:

LMAO!!!!!

Did you ask him to kiss it to make it better?:rofl:

I probably would have... I can see it now, "Honey, will will you kiss my butt? It hurts" and his reply, "Just go to bed!"

OMG - I am soo going to ask him this tonight when I get home!!!!

[Goin2thechapel]

Bet ya didn't see the chair coming :rofl:
LMAO!!!!!!

[june0609]

I hope your butt feels better soon! :D

[mitch]

SORE This and thought of You :rofl:

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w229/mitchymoomoo/sorebutt.jpg

[MrsDM]

SORE This and thought of You :rofl:

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w229/mitchymoomoo/sorebutt.jpg

HAHA....sadly...thats how I've been walking around all day....:rofl:

[SerendipityCrafts]

I missed this thread! I am so behind *groan*

[amisteratwisterandme]

I missed this thread! I am so behind *groan*

LM...(cough cough) AO :bawling:

[MrsDM]

OK, so an update to butt. I took the band-aids off and I know why it hurts so bad. I have a 3 inch diameter bruise on my butt!!!! Ow..:irked: Who gets a bruise on their butt!? This is so lame...

[SerendipityCrafts]

OK, so an update to butt. I took the band-aids off and I know why it hurts so bad. I have a 3 inch diameter bruise on my butt!!!! Ow..:irked: Who gets a bruise on their butt!? This is so lame...

Not to worry ... it will be a$$ good as new soon :)

[Jenna5366]

:rofl: Ok, sorry to laugh BUTT this made my day. ;)

[MrsDM]

:rofl: Ok, sorry to laugh BUTT this made my day. ;)

Haha..it made a lot of people's day I think..FH couldn't stop lauging, and my boss kept cracking jokes all day.

You ladies made me realize how many butt jokes there are!!!

[Nekochanpurr]

omg that would hurt so bad! You poor thing! I hope you feel better soon.. i hope you don't have a sit down job! o.o;

[mitch]

i hope you don't have a sit down job! o.o;

Or a sit down very carefully job LOL.

[ger]

You ladies are soo naughty! Nothing like kicking a person in the Butt when she's down!!:D

[MrsDM]

omg that would hurt so bad! You poor thing! I hope you feel better soon.. i hope you don't have a sit down job! o.o;

Oh but I do. I work 8:30-5 as a legal assistant. So I am up and down off my chair all day. :irked:

[kgvettegirl]

I feel your pain. I had a 5 inch bruise when I hit my butt during the four wheeler accident. The fact that I also had a concussion made me want to share it with everyone. LOL Just be glad you don't have a fractured tail bone! Then you would really be hating your job. Feel better soon.

[RevMatty]

*%$#@ Ladies, warn me when you post something funny. I'm tired of coffee through my nose, and then cleaning the key board.

[MrsDM]

*%$#@ Ladies, warn me when you post something funny. I'm tired of coffee through my nose, and then cleaning the key board.

I did! I said that (this one is funny!) You should have known that the posts would be funny!!!

Coffee through your nose....:rofl:

[mitch]

Oh but I do. I work 8:30-5 as a legal assistant. So I am up and down off my chair all day. :irked:

As long as Your work chair is up the right way You should be OK.

I've got visions of You sitting on a Rubber Ring surrounded by Legal bods now :rofl:

[MrsDM]

As long as Your work chair is up the right way You should be OK.

I've got visions of You sitting on a Rubber Ring surrounded by Legal bods now :rofl:


:rofl: :rofl: You know what? A rubber ring doesn't sound half bad...lmao!

[amisteratwisterandme]

:rofl: :rofl: You know what? A rubber ring doesn't sound half bad...lmao!

Don't they say that laughter is the best medicine? Or am I behind the times?

[MrsDM]

:rofl: :rofl: You know what? A rubber ring doesn't sound half bad...lmao!

Don't they say that laughter is the best medicine? Or am I behind the times?

Ok seriously, you ladies are just cracking me up regarding this. I was in such a bad mood these last couple of days until I kept reading your responses! I was literally busting out laughing at my desk!!

[amisteratwisterandme]

This is SO something that would happen to me!

[Ohio888Bride]

I missed this thread! I am so behind *groan*

Between your posts and Mitch's, I'm crying over here. :rofl: I'm sure there are plenty more, um "cracks" (wasn't even trying to be funny really), so I'll just keep reading. :bbredface:

[mitch]

Ok seriously, you ladies are just cracking me up regarding this.

Pun intended.

Or as us Brits call the Butt a "Bum" that should read Bum Intended :rofl:

[SerendipityCrafts]

Pun intended.

Or as us Brits call the Butt a "Bum" that should read Bum Intended :rofl:

Touche! *pun intended har de har har har*