The Hormone Hostage

[CindySue]

My FMiL sent me this and I thought I would share it with you!


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all
a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS:
What's for dinner?

SAFER:
Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST:
Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some chocolate.
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DANEROUS:
Are you wearing that?

SAFER:
Wow, you sure look good in brown!

SAFEST:
WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some chocolate
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DANGEROUS:
What are you so worked up about?

SAFER:
Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST:
Here's my paycheck.

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some chocolate.
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DANGEROUS:
Should you be eating that?

SAFER:
You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST:
Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some chocolate.
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DANGEROUS:
What did you DO all day?

SAFER:
I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST:
I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some more chocolate.



13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one ...
13. Potential Murder Suspect

[MOB Karen]

Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning!

[KMac]

Thanks Cindy, I too needed a chuckle!

KMac :cool:

[WhiskeyGirl]

So true Cindy!! Thanks for the laugh!

[OctoberBride06]

thanks for the laugh, lol

[CarlosHoney]

Where's the print button? :bblol:

Actually, I never really got PMS too bad. I haven't had my . since Elias was born (god bless breastfeeding!) so it's been pretty nice. But, Carlo gets PMS more often than I do. Even his best friends ask me when he started his flow.;)

[MOB Karen]

Actually, when I think about it, I can't blame mine on PMSing anymore either. I can't even blame it on menopause, because I'm not considered in menopause until I haven't had "it" for a year. I just consider myself extremely moody every month. I'm getting close to menopause though, I've been free and clear for more than 6 months now. Don't be jealous, ladies! ;)

[CindySue]

I told Brians mother that I knew I was right......Brain DOES have PMS. #10 fits him perfect.......Pissy Mood Syndrome!!!!!

[brewsells]

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one ...
13. Potential Murder Suspect

Here's another one... Putting up with Men's S***

[MOB Karen]

Here's another one... Putting up with Men's S***

lol Good one!

[CindySue]

Here's another one... Putting up with Men's S***
Oh yeah!!!! I forgot about that one!!!! Thanks Holly!

[WebLady]

lol ... good one ;) thanks for sharing :D

[hummingbird521]

I thought all of you might get as big a kick out of this as i did. just wanted to share it.


Hormone Hostage (http://us.rd.yahoo.com/mail_us/taglines/postman7/*http:/us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=39666/*http:/beta.messenger.yahoo.com)

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! (http://us.rd.yahoo.com/mail_us/taglines/postman7/*http:/us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=39666/*http:/beta.messenger.yahoo.com)

DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some chocolate.

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some chocolate

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some chocolate.

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

Here, have some chocolate.

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more chocolate.




13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift



3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Midsection



5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface



9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome



11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff



and my favorite one ...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning

[AngelinLove]

That's cute!!!!

[CindySue]

My husband suffers from #10!!!

[darkangel090260]

Psychotic Mood Shift this has been me for the last 3 days and ross is going throw 10 also. but those are to cutie