So I uh... kinda stunned a saleslady over lunch today....

[neebelung]

:rofl:

I had to head out and run some errands over lunch today. Went into a little store, and found some great, sexy shoes for *ahem* indoor sports. Black patent stilettos with a wide ankle strap with a buckle. Massively hot. I just spotted some cute, new vintagy-looking pink and black lingerie at Victoria's Secret, and when I saw these, I thought Hmmm... must haves for Vegas!! :grinhappy:

So I'm paying for the shoes, and the saleslady is trying to make chit-chat.... she asks "So what color dress are you going to wear with these?"

Giggling, I said, "Um...... no dress at all; these are for my honeymoon."

:bbredface:

I swear, she turned like 14 shades of red, stammers a "thank you," and I left. As I'm walking out the door, she shouts "Good luck on your honeymoon!" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA.....

[Nekochanpurr]

LOL!!!! Thats fantastic! XD

[brendalin]

LMAO!!! Love it! That would have been a sight to see!

[mitch]

Brilliant!!!

Never a camera when ya want one. Would love to she her go shades of Red. And be stumped for words.

Bit like when i tried on my Black Dress and the Lady in the shop asked when the Prom was.
Now considering i'm hurtling towards 40 with me arse on fire. I think i'm a bit late for a Prom. So when i said it was my Wedding Dress she was speechless. :D

[neebelung]

:rofl: Oh nice..... I'd have loved to have seen the look on her face!!!! :bbredface:

[fireprincess2009]

Yeah, it's a shame too when you know the look is there but you can't see it. I was on the phone with my friend in another state and told her how I saw this corset on a TV show that I fell in love with. I told her I absolutely need to have it for my wedding dress with a skirt. It was bright orange with white lace over it. She stuttered, "Orange??? Well,,,uh,,,orange looks good on you..." I told her I'm going to change my mind a hundred times in the next year. I'll probably end up wearing a sheet. That didn't a response at all!

[Micah's bride]

That's great. I would loved to have seen the look on her face.

[tootsie]

Heheh, too funny!

[Scrwballsgrl]

That is too funny! I know I always see shoes like that and think OMG, so cute but wth would I wear them with,lol.

[mitch]

That is too funny! I know I always see shoes like that and think OMG, so cute but wth would I wear them with,lol.

A smile on your face. :winktongue:

[alli816]

:DYou Go Girl.......wish I was a fly on the wall to see her reaction......

[KMS]

Hahahaa...love it!! ;)

[NOTKT]

hahahaha! I'd be a little embarrassed too!

[tawni8806]

That is so funny. Im sure that just made her day after you left. She's probably thinking "You young little hoochies...."

How many people do you think she told that to?!?!

[neebelung]

That is so funny. Im sure that just made her day after you left. She's probably thinking "You young little hoochies...."

How many people do you think she told that to?!?!
:rofl: At 36, I'm happy to be referred to as a "young little" ANYTHING! :grinhappy:

[WebLady]

*haha** Good stuff!

I have some shoes I just wear in the bedroom too ;)

[MrsBold]

I have a pair that are for "activities" only. They are not too bad. I wore them once to pick up FH at the airport. (ouch)
http://www.barratts.co.uk/wcsstore/ConsumerDirectStorefrontAssetStore/images/products/large/08_284_0750.jpg

[neebelung]

I have a pair that are for "activities" only. They are not too bad. I wore them once to pick up FH at the airport. (ouch)
http://www.barratts.co.uk/wcsstore/ConsumerDirectStorefrontAssetStore/images/products/large/08_284_0750.jpg
OH!! those are hot!! I love the platform with the peep toe!

[Hope75]

Haha!

When you ask too much info you get too much info!

Too funny!:D

[alli816]

:rofl: At 36, I'm happy to be referred to as a "young little" ANYTHING! :grinhappy:

Oh I just turned 36 too...

[MrsDM]

sexy shoes for *ahem* indoor sports.

AHH! I love the term indoor sports. LMAO! I have shoes for indoor sports too..took me awhile to learn how to walk in 7 inch heels, but I'm a pro now!!!;) That is too funny though!!!!