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bichonlvr
11-28-2007, 02:36 PM
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What
a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with
her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like
being six again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant
my dress size, you dumb ***!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
wrong.
SouthernQueenBride
11-28-2007, 02:49 PM
Hahaha!!! Sooo funny! Thanks for the laugh Megan!:whoohoo:
Nekochanpurr
11-28-2007, 03:18 PM
LOL SO TRUE!! Just had FH and my friend read this, they were both crackin' up too =D
septemberbride06
11-28-2007, 03:42 PM
OMG that sounds JUST like Joe LOL..or pretty much all men for that matter :geek:
frenchie
11-28-2007, 04:09 PM
Well in this case I say the guy was right. You don't call your husband a "dumb ***" especially after he spent a day having lots of fun with you. And you MUST have been enjoying it somewhat to not have said anything at all, even when he ordered the happy meal!

LOL
WBandMe
11-28-2007, 05:49 PM
It's pretty rare for me to actually laugh at loud at stuff (in spite of my "lol" addiction) -- this was pretty funny. Sounds like fun to me, though!
WebLady
11-28-2007, 06:39 PM
LOL :bblol: hehe ;)
ChibiAiChan
11-29-2007, 12:07 AM
that was AWESOME... sure didn't see it coming!
frenchie
11-29-2007, 01:37 AM
Well that woman doesn't know how to talk lol either - if she wanted to be a size 6, she would have said "I'd like to be A six again" as opposed to just "6 again".
RevMatty
11-29-2007, 12:23 PM
I thought she said I'd like to have sex again. At least thats what I heard. ;)