Southern humor

[LaceyinPgh]

Since we were just talking about this Southern humor the other day I thought it appropriate to post this. My friend sent these to me today. All I can say is oh, boy!

You have no idea how many times I have wished there was a store besides Walmart to get both a Bible and tires!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck27.jpg

Pimp My Ride goes on location!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck26.jpg

Even God needs Larry the Cable Guy's inspiration.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck24.jpg

Gee, I wonder what prevented the car from passing inspection?
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck23.jpg

[LaceyinPgh]

Well, at least all the big words are spelled correct.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck21.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck20.jpg

For those times when "The Club" just won't suffice.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck19.jpg

Not only are they the President and CEO of the Aquanet Hair Club they are also helping to breed new little members!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck18.jpg

[LaceyinPgh]

Ironically this one did pass inspection...go figure!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck17.jpg

Ummm...ewww!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck16.jpg

If they were deer hunting, I don't want to know anymore about this picture.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck15.jpg

I HAVE FOUND THE MISSING LINK!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck14.jpg

[LaceyinPgh]

The end of season sale at the feed store was just too good to pass up!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck13.jpg

Even my smart :censored: is left totally speechless
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck12.jpg

Oh how the innocent must suffer at the hands of man.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck11.jpg

[LaceyinPgh]

I know it is the tshirt that I am supposed to be shocked at but why sin't she still playing with Barbies at her age?
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck9.jpg

(crossing my fingers) Let Darwin be right, let Darwin be right!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck8.jpg

Oh please tell me it's a thong!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck5.jpg

Now that is some creative multi tasking!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck4.jpg

[LaceyinPgh]

Wow, Daddy was right, you can use duct tape for everything. Well, I'll be.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck2.jpg

Who says you can't get fresh seafood delivered to your front door?
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/Cutenbubbbly/redneck1.jpg

[WhiskeyGirl]

Too funny Lacey! Too funny!! I'm not even from the south and I find them amusing!! Lol!

[CarlosHoney]

Hmmm...........


And my dad wonders why I moved to the city.

:bbmrgreen:

[LaceyinPgh]

Are you city folk now Carrie? My dad encouraged me to move to the city and not look back.

[bnd94]

Those are great Lacey!!
:w00t:
I have to admit I am a little concerned about showing Danny the subaru picture. It looks like something he would try!

Oh and the car doors locked with the padlock........and the alarm sticker in the window!! LOL!!

[bnd94]

Hey Lacey if you still have that email can you send it to me? I gotta send this to my friend!

My email is bnd94@yahoo.com

Thank you!!:D

[CindySue]

Me too, Lacey. Me too! Cindysue3132@yahoo.com
Thanks!!

[LaceyinPgh]

I seem to be having some email difficulties right now, but when I get home this evening I'll send them on over.

[bnd94]

Thanks your the Best!!!:cool:

[CarlosHoney]

Are you city folk now Carrie? My dad encouraged me to move to the city and not look back.I am. I have always been a city girl.

[katzeyeboutique]

Those are all too familiar scenes for me. I moved to South Carolina a few years ago from Canada. I still haven't figured out how the police allow people to drive around with duck tape covering there smashed out windows. Duct tape is definitely in high demand here ;)

Kim

[CindySue]

I read something a while back......
The 2 basic tools in any tool box should be Duct Tape and WD/40.
It it dont move and should - use the WD/40.
If it does move and shouldnt - use the Duct Tape.

[LaceyinPgh]

I read something a while back......
The 2 basic tools in any tool box should be Duct Tape and WD/40.
It it dont move and should - use the WD/40.
If it does move and shouldnt - use the Duct Tape.
That sounds like something my dad would right. He claims that with duct tape and WD40 that he could have saved the Titanic. I swear, men waste brain cells on the dumbest things.